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New Age Neuroscience conference

The Rainbow Connection

Anonymous sources within Apple, Amazon, and Fiona’s Crystals independently verify that tech conferences and New Age psychic fairs are in talks over the terms of a merger of their events calendars. “It’s creating negative energy for us to duplicate each other’s efforts,” explained Jeff Bezos.

Incoherent Donald Trump

How To Observe Loyalty Day Under Donald Trump

Today, Donald Trump is reminding Americans that today is Loyalty Day, a holiday first observed in the 1950s as Americanization Day, a day on which Americans were called upon to not observe celebrations of May Day, an older holiday that honors the contributions of working

Psst... what kind of person doesn't support pacifism?

Fight the Republican beast!