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Botanical Conditions

In my hotel bathroom this morning, I see that I have been supplied with a white tea aloe conditioner for my hair. Who needs to put white tea and aloe in their hair? Sleepy burn victims?

In cosmetics, the new practice seems to be to name products after a pairing of plants: Lemon lavender soap, [...]

Are You Allergic To Exploding Gluten?

Some evidence suggests that, although gluten can explode, the lack of gluten may also result in explosions. The Denver Post warns, for example, of the “exploding gluten-free market”. [...]

A Literally Massive New Educational Program Is Underway With Knewton

It’s telling that Knewton’s web site doesn’t mention obesity very often, except in study materials for the GMAT that warn, “Obesity is the most urgent nutrition-related health problem in America today.” Premed student, heal thyself. [...]

If Vegetarians Eat Vegetables, Then Libertarians…

Can you imagine what a Libertarian potluck would look like? [...]

The Bible And Jesus Are Waging A War On Christmas!

A wave of Christmas-hating degeneracy is sweeping over the world, and the American Family Association is documenting it. Jim has pointed out the AFA’s clear standard: If you don’t say Christmas, you’re a Christmas hater.

I know that the good Christian soldiers already have a lot of work on their agenda, given all the hateful [...]

Has Edward Snowden Revealed Documents Proving A Chemtrails Conspiracy Exists?

Although the author of the Las Vegas Guardian Express article appears to be in earnest, she cites the Internet Chronicle article as the source for her information about the chemtrails leak by Edward Snowden, and takes the supposed quote from Snowden straight from the Internet Chronicle article. [...]

How To Be Smart

The very smart people at the Harvard Business Review have a new issue out at news stands, with a feature article advising us “How To Make Smarter Decisions”. (Not to be confused with the book Making Smart Decisions published by the Harvard Business Review two years ago – apparently, business leaders didn’t learn to make [...]

Guy Fawkes Protest Mask Graphics For Printing

It has come to our attention, through our coverage of the Million Mask March, that there are many protesters aligned with the mysterious hacker group Anonymous who are in search of Guy Fawkes masks to wear to street protests. As a service to those protesters, and in the spirit of hacksterism, we are offering the [...]

Our Destiny As Children Of God Revealed In The U.S. Senate Yesterday

Yesterday, Barry C. Black, the man appointed and paid by the U.S. federal government to be the high priest of the United States Senate, stood on the floor of the Senate and called upon his god to seize control of the legislative body. “Today, equip our Senators to do Your will, helping them to grasp [...]

National Security Agency News

Chris Inglis clearly explains, “(I’m) often asked the question about, “How is NSA transparent?” Some might read that question to be, “Does NSA put all of its secrets in the public domain?” Of course we don’t.” [...]

Top 10 Facts They Don’t Tell You About Halloween

Ten facts they don’t tell children about Halloween. [...]