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Amazon.com Seeks To Convert Your Children Into Cybermen

Few companies invite as many conspiracies as Amazon, the gigantic online retailer that specializes in selling… stuff. The zombie web site of Andrew Breitbart notes that Barack Obama visited Amazon.com headquarters just six days before the company announced its purchase of the Washington Post. Could that be a coincidence?

Also, Amazon’s CEO Jeff Bezos has […]

The Buddha That Would See No Evil

The Buddha is supposed to have been dedicated, like no other person before him, to the effort of perceiving the world as it is, and sharing that perception with others.

I found it amusing, for this reason, to find the collection of three Buddha statues you see below, representing the classic motif: See No Evil, […]

Get Sloshed The Detox Way

The juices in Ritual Mixers are not merely natural, Marra St. Clair and Lori Kenyon explain. They’re “super natural”. They contain no added chemicals, so that you can add all the chemicals yourself! […]

Charisma News Advocates Putting Corpses On Trial

Charisma News says that the USA needs to recover its Christian heritage. That heritage includes digging up rotting corpses and putting them on trial. […]

Marijuana Causes Paranoia, Says Secret Illuminati Conspiracy That’s Out To Get Us All

Did you hear the news? There’s now a scientific study that claims to prove that marijuana causes paranoid delusions.

Of course, THEY would want you to believe that, wouldn’t THEY?

What more perfect cover for a conspiracy to control the possession of marijuana could there be than the belief that anyone who is in possession […]

I Can’t Wait To Roll Up My Television, Because…

LG has invented TV screens that can be rolled up, which is awesome because… […]

American Teenagers Riding A Hookah To Hell!

My attention was caught this morning by a headline from USA Today that read: “Some teens gravitate toward hookah use”.

Whenever teenagers gravitate toward anything, you know it’s not good.

A quick survey of teen gravitation leads me to the information that teenagers are gravitating toward:

– Instagram… and a life of unpaid social media […]

Will There Be A Chinese Attack Against America Before July 4th?

In April this year, a guy who goes by the pseudonym “Truther” predicted that there would be a terrorist attack at a conference called Moogfest. That terrorist attack never happened.

Yet, “Truther” has continued to pump out predictions of doom and gloom at a steady pace. His latest claim is that the CIA will engineer […]

Authority Elbows In At The Libertarian Party National Convention

Tomorrow, the 2014 national convention of the Libertarian Party will begin. For a Libertarian convention, the convention looks tightly focused on rules and regulations. The first several events are:

Training Bylaws Committee Meeting Credentials Committee Meeting Convention Registration & Delegate Credentialing

They’re Libertarians, so why can’t they all just agree to show up, and then […]

Is Collapse Of Time Streams Creating Agricultural Shortages That Only Preppers Will Survive?

Before It’s News, a right wing web site that trades in wild conspiracy theories, usually takes the trouble in each of its articles to plainly state the reasons that disaster is just around the corner. They typically name who’s to blame: The Illuminati, reptilian overlords, aliens from the planet Niburu, or Islamic Marxist Economic Elites.

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Political Group Reinvents A New Direction For The Second Time

What could be more temporally confused than a political group that calls itself Reinventing A New Direction? A direction, if it is truly new, and not merely rehashed elements from an old direction, cannot be reinvented.

How about a group that calls itself Reinventing A New Direction 2014, which is a successor to an organization […]