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Alien Space Probe? Beings Of Light Around The International Space Station?

A group calling itself Secureteam10 claims to have “footage showing a very large flying object” approaching the International Space Station. A video posted by the group does indeed show something odd in the same frame as an external shot of the space station.

What that thing is, it’s impossible to say. It looks and behaves [...]

Detroit Institute Of Arts Orchestrating Depopulation Program

Lisa Haven of Pakalert Press has published revelations that blow the cover off the Great Lakes arts community. It’s a genuine conspiracy that stands out among the long record of failed predictions and weird paranoia that typically characterizes Pakalert publications.

Haven’s research has uncovered evidence of a secret plan by the leadership of a museum [...]

The Bible – 51 Ways It Can Change Your Life

We’ve got 51 ways that the Bible can change your life. Can you think of any more? [...]

The 6 Most Authentic Parts From The Internet of Things

6. Body Odor Status Updates

You didn’t have time to take a shower before rushing off to work this morning. Luckily, your shirt is connected to the Internet, and is woven out of fiber optics instead of cotton, so that it’s ready to pick up any hint of stink coming out of your armpits. The [...]

The Politics Of Horned Sea Creatures In The Workplace

Quora is a social media site that’s organized around questions and answers. Members ask each other about things they want to know, and provide insight where they can. Questions range from the professionally practical to the abstractly philosophical.

And then there’s this one, posed by an anonymous user: What kinds of issues could arise from [...]

First Draft Of 2014 Obama State Of The Union Leaked

Plettie Lauffenkamper, a reporter for the online news site StalkerPost.com, has published a leaked first draft of President Barack Obama’s State Of The Union Address, the final draft of which will be delivered tonight. Lauffenkamper refuses to divulge the source of the leaked document, and while the White House refuses to confirm or deny the [...]

Semalt. Because It’s Profitable To Be Boring

Theory: SEO is our generation’s K-Tel Records.

This afternoon, I ran across an online business called Semalt. It’s got a web analytics tool that harnesses the power of the idea that being online is now a real drag. “Website is no longer fun!” – this is really what Semalt tells its potential customers – on [...]

How Cars Are Killing Coywolves

Nature, the PBS Documentary, has published an infographic in which it declares that “One of the biggest urban threats to the coywolf are automobiles, such as getting hit by a car.”

“…such as getting hit by a car”.

When I read that, I wondered what are the other ways that automobiles are threatening [...]

Today, I Get Religion!

Finally, a faith tradition I can understand. Today, I will worship at a makeshift altar to the god Ek Chuah…

… the god of chocolate, who goes well with some cream and a bit of spice, a toasty blanket, and maybe an episode of Doctor Who.

Testify!

What Would It Take For You To Accept Krishna?

Yesterday, Jim asked: What Would It Take For You To Receive Jesus As Your Savior?

Today, I ask the same question, but this time, about Krishna. What would it take for you to accept Krishna? Is the answer the same as what it would take for you to accept Jesus, or do you have different [...]

How To Write A Novel In Less Than One Hour

Specific instructions about how to write your first novel in just one hour. [...]