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Bong Hits 4 Jesus, Free Speech 4 Students: T-Shirts for Your Right to Expression

18 year old student Joseph Frederick was suspended for 10 days under a school policy prohibiting the promotion of drug use after he unfurled a banner near his school that read "Bong Hits 4 Jesus." But Iíve got a hunch here that Frederick was really suspended because he embarrased the school administrators with his cheeky, clearly ironic banner. You see, the Olympic torch was passing by at the time. "Dear God," thinks the principal, "Iím going to be a butt of all the jokes at the NEA Convention in Provo this year." But Americans -- especially Americans in positions of authority -- do not have the right to use their authority to prevent a feeling of embarrassment. Indeed, properly exercised authority is willing to endure embarrassment to accomplish the goals of public safety, greater health or higher education. Cases like this are exactly why the First Amendment is a good idea. It is a protection of people against arbitrary, self-serving power.

Free Speech 4 Students T-ShirtIn the court case of Morse et al. v. Frederick, dealing with the free speech rights of this and, by extension, all American high school students, the Supreme Court ruled against the First Amendment of the United States Constitution. Chief Justice John Roberts declared, "the constitutional rights of students in public school are not automatically coextensive with the rights of adults in other settings."

However, when it came to the idea of the free speech of corporations, Chief Justice Roberts had another standard, writing in another judgment released the same day, "Where the First Amendment is implicated, the tie goes to the speaker, not the censor."

Bong Hits 4 Jesus, But Not 4 Kids T-Shirt to Push Free Speech BoundariesFree speech for corporations but not for students? What rubbish! What hogwash! What nonsense! It's time for America's students to let those exercising arbitrary and unconstitutional authority over them know that enough is enough. Go ahead and take the following t-shirts and posters to school, letting your administrators know where you stand. The t-shirts you'll see below are careful not to endorse student drug use, and they're either provocatively silly (Gong Hits 4 Jesus, for example) or principled in their political questions (why do the Supreme Court Justices get to utter "Bong Hits 4 Jesus" on a high-profile national stage over and over again while ordinary students can't do so on a single street corner?). Use these shirts to provoke, yes, but also to start a serious conversation.

We offer the shirts you see here through our online shop of generally progressive, always sweatshop-free t-shirts at Skreened. We hope that you'll go and grab a couple, and incite a little subversion amongst your friends and family.

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