Saturday, 26 of May of 2012

Al Gore for President? Who made up this sick joke?

Oh, but now that there's a mooooovie and you're making all buddy-buddy with smirking George Cloooooney we're supposed to fawn all over Al Gore? No way, man! I'm, America's last god-damned liberal, and I say it's a royal right wing Democratic set-up. Set up city!

Al Gore for President? Al Gore for President?!? What kind of sick joke is this?

The big corporate news media punditry is running is trying to whip up the idea that liberals like me are a bunch of Al Gore supporters just begging him to run for President. Here at Irregular Times, these meatheads seem to be falling for this sham. They’ve got this page of Al Gore for President stuff. Oh save us, Al! We love that speech in which you too afraid to use the word IMPEACH! Oooh, Al!

Please tell me, who here has witnessed any real American liberals walking around pining and moaning for Al Gore to come back into politics over the last five years? Really? Who? Who has been saying, “Oh, gee, if only we had Al Gore back, then everything would be hunky and dory!”

Remember this, Democrats: In 2000, Al Gore stood with that simpering, Republican-loving Bush lap dog Senator Joe Lieberman. Al Gore was a Democratic Leadership Council right wing Democrat.

Now, Al Gore is trying to remake himself a with a movie and a book in which he tells us what we all already know: The Earth’s biosphere is out of balance! Global warming is a serious problem! The Republicans are ignoring it!

Duh! Really, Al? I’m so glad you filled us in on all these facts, Al, cause none of us have bothered to pick up a newspaper in the last five years, man! Oh, but now that there’s a mooooovie and you’re making all buddy-buddy with smirking George Cloooooney we’re supposed to fawn all over you?

No way, man! I’m, America’s last god-damned liberal, and I say it’s a royal right wing Democratic set-up. Set up city!


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