Sunday, 12 of February of 2012

America’s last honest liberal

The only reason that the Democrats stand a fair chance of retaking Congress this year is that the Republicans are even worse than the Democrats. The Republicans are a bunch of crazy, trigger-happy, Bible-thumping, spiritualist, theocratic, hate-baiting, greedy, corrupt pigs.

Let me be frank. The Democratic Party is riding an anti-Bush wave so high that only an idiot could fail to gain victory from its surge. Every damn congressional district in the United States of America should be up for grabs, and there’s only one reason that it ain’t that way:

The leadership of the Democratic Party is the most lily-livered, spineless, cowardly, scaredy-cat, crass and lazy asses bunch of bastards America has ever seen!

The only reason that the Democrats stand a fair chance of retaking Congress this year is that the Republicans are even worse than the Democrats. The Republicans are a bunch of crazy, trigger-happy, Bible-thumping, spiritualist, theocratic, hate-baiting, greedy, corrupt pigs.

The Democrats hope to just ride the surge of populist rejection of the right wing radical agenda. The Republicans are such blind fanatics that they’re actually trying to swim against the tide.

I’m a god-damned liberal, and I don’t care who I offend by saying it, ’cause it’s the bald-butt truth!


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