Irregular Times Diaries: Unfit Discussion

I am curious about Star Jones comments about athiests. An observation that I have made is that when watching reality TV shows like Survivor the born again Christians proceed through life on the assumption that they can do whatever they want, and God will forgive them. They are always the biggest liars.

The liberal whoremonger newspaper New York Times reports today of “Episcopalians Shaken by Division in Church” over the issue of homosexuals (or as I prefer to call them, Whore Mo Sexuals) acting as Bishops in the Church.

Some of these Episcopalians being shaken are babies! Babies! How do the Whore Mo Sexuals justify behaving in a mannar that leads to shaken babies? They will never be the same again. They will suffer brain damage! All because some Bishop wants to go down on Johnnie Q. Pubic in the Church restroom after lustfully stroking Johnnie’s swollen, turgid member, perversely fingering Johnnie’s shadowy nether dorsal regions, and sharing a God-rejecting French kiss. They call it French for a reason, friend.

How can these queery fairy prelates justify their behavior when baby Episcopalians are being hurt? Think of the babies!

My prayer on this Fourth of July:

Dear God, on whom we all rely and depend, and to whom all honor, respect and obedience is due, please forgive us for forgetting you, your light, your way and your truth. Especially forgive those of us who use “freedom” as an excuse to run around burning flags, worshipping false idols, buggering their neighbors, putting crucifixes in pee, and otherwise pursuing what they think is happiness. Forgive my neighbor Sam for speaking out against your representative on Earth, George W. Bush. I know he’ll get his righteous comeuppance soon, but please, dear God, send him some sort of plague or pestilence soon. Preferably pestilence, but whatever is Thy Will, really. Please forgive Sam, but not until he gets his pestilence. Thank you, Lord, on whom we all depend for bread and sugar and candy and beef. Amen.

Have a Blessed Fourth of July!

The Associated Press is reporting on Tom Gallagher, the Republican candidate for Florida Governor:

Republican gubernatorial candidate Tom Gallagher, the state’s chief financial officer, owned stock in a Jacksonville development company last year when he voted to make some of the company’s land holdings a priority for state acquisition.

Gallagher didn’t tell anyone he had 4,000 shares at stake in St. Joe Co. when the Cabinet voted on the land rankings Feb. 16, 2005, the St. Petersburg Times reported for Saturday’s editions.

Gallagher’s campaign manager, Brett Doster, disclosed the information to the newspaper after it had received a copy of Gallagher’s 2005 federal tax return, which lists the stocks.

St. Joe Co. is building an array of residential and commercial developments through North and Central Florida, including a 16,000-acre piece of land that the state purchased a portion of Thursday for $10.6 million.

Gallagher bought the stocks in Jan. 2005 and sold them about three months later, with a profit of $3,716. He could have made more money had he held the stock longer. His highest sale price was about $70.25 a share. Three months later the stocks traded at about $80 per share. The stock closed Friday at $46.54 a share.

Gallagher, who is trailing state Attorney General Charlie Crist for the GOP nomination in most polls, declined to answer questions posed by the St. Petersburg Times about the stock. Telephone messages left on Gallagher’s cell phone and on his spokeswoman’s cell phone by The Associated Press after hours were not immediately returned.

This is the liberal media at its worst. Why do they always have to report on the “bad” news? Why don’t they report on the good things in the Gallagher campaign? He is working very hard and seems like such a nice man. Why be so mean to him? I think it is just because they are liberals. That and they don’t like him investing in a company called “St. Joe” because it is a Christian company that honors one of the most important men in the whole history of the Bible, Joseph of Nazareth. Without Joseph, Mary would have had to go that whole way to Bethlehem walking instead of riding on a donkey, and Jesus wouldn’t have had a father figure. Well, except for Him, of course. But my point is that Tom Gallagher had enough good sense to honor Saint Joseph in his investments, which means that he probably has enough good sense to honor all the Saints in his conduct as Governor of the beautiful state of Florida!

The Supreme Court, that haven of activist judges, has destroyed the spirit of American Independence by insisting that prisoners have a right to a fair trial, no matter what, no matter how much harm it causes to American freedom! These liberals that dominate the Supreme Court in spite of our Republican majority on the high bench just don’t get it. They just can’t see that these prisoners down in Guantanamo refused to fight in military uniform, and that’s why the only appropriate way to put them on trial is in front of a military tribunal.

I always say that there are none so blind as those who cannot see.

Until we are all willing to face trial in front of a military junta and to allow the government to do whatever is necessary to keep people locked up, we will never be free. George Washington taught us that, when he said, “You’re either with us or you’re against us.”

Semper fi!

A center of Deadly Sin in the liberal Media, Vanity Fair has written a news article that I have read at great sacrifice to my personal virtue. Kind of like Job did in the Holy Book, but without those pesky, disfiguring skin sores.

At any rate, in that Vanity Fair article, it comes out that the head of the righteous defense contractor MZM, Mitchell Wade, pressured his employees into making campaign contributions to the great, great Republican Senator Elizabeth Dole (Righteous - North Carolina) and the great, great Republican Congressman Virgil Goode (Righteous - Virginia).

Now, shills for the Democrud Party are saying this all means that Sen. Dole and Rep. Goode must have been in cahoots with MZM and Wade — you know, currying favor and all that sort of stuff that the Democrybabies usually whine about. But that’s jumping way ahead of reality, I think.

A much more reasonable interpretation of these events is that Elizabeth Dole and Virgil Goode sent Mitchell Wade very kind and tasteful Christmas cards. The MZM head, being the good Christian defense contractor that he is, was probably touched by the nice cards for Jesus’ birthday, and only wanted to spread the good news about Dole and Goode to his MZM employees. That’s how it works inside the Christian part of the DC Beltway: politicians send nice Christmas cards to defense contractors, and defense contractors get their employees to cough up cash for a nice thank-you note.

The Democruds and their shills in the liberal media will never understand that kind of courtesy. Shame on them.

As everybody knows, the courts are packed with liberal activist judges. That’s why, today, the highest court in New York State refused to overturn a legislative ban on gay marriage.

This is a triumph for the defense of marriage through the prevention of more people getting married. We must never forget that it is only by stopping people from getting married that we can defend the institution of marriage!

We cherish America, and will defend her traditions, but when gay people try to do the traditional thing by getting married, that must never be permitted. For homosexuals to try to adopt a traditional marital lifestyle would be a perversion, because, as everyone knows, homosexuals are incapable of forming stable relationships. Why, just look - are any of them getting married? No! That just proves my point that they’re not morally equipped for marriage and must not be allowed to get married.

As everyone knows, the traditional definition of marriage is between one man and one woman - except for the Mormons… and in the Bible… Abraham and all that.

It’s when I am falling asleep that my brain most often wanders in strange directions. As I was about to nod off last night, the phrase “Get All Your Ducks In A Row” popped into my mind.

Well, why would you want to get all your ducks in a row? For what purpose? What good does it do, except to have them in a row, instead of in a clump or V-formation?

Where does this odd expression come from?

According to an aricle entitled Don’t Believe the Hype by by Richard S. Lindzen, Alfred P. Sloan Professor of Atmospheric Science at MIT, a review of the abstracts cited by Naomi Oreskes revealed that only 13 out of 928 articles which actually had abstracts endorsed the so called concensus view of global warming.

The whoremonger liberal news rag Washington Post published a scurrilous attack piece that reads in part:

“Grover supplies grass-roots power, which is why lobbyists want him on their side,” said John Feehery, executive vice president of the Motion Picture Association of America.

…”Obviously, Grover is not well.”

…”Grover’s not that likable.”

This is too much. I know the liberals love to go after and personally destroy people. It’s like a sport to them, some sick, sick, sport! But NOW THE LIBERALS ARE GOING AFTER GROVER????? GROVER???

Come on! He’s just a little likable furry little blue guy with a cute voice! He’s a muppet, for goodness’ sake! And now the liberals are trying to destroy Grover.

Typical liberal gutter politics!

People like to think that, because we have airplanes and the Internet, we’re now free from old-fashioned means of transports, like ocean-going vessels. Nothing could be further from the truth. The fact is that a huge amount of cargo still is transported by ships on the Earth’s oceans.

But what if that were to change? What if, all of a sudden, the oceanic cargo industry were brought to a standstill?

That could happen, and it could happen soon.

Right now, at the bottom of the ocean, there are huge formations of methane, frozen solid. They’re called gas hydrates.

Every now and then, a chunk of these methane gas hydrates breaks free and rises to the surface, melting into a pure explosive gas in the process. Scientists have theorized that these bubbles are large enough, they could sink ships travelling across the ocean’s surface, drowning them in one great big burp.

But, what if the frozen methane on the oceans’ floors broke free all at once? The oceans would become a frothing mass of water, covered over by a layer of highly flammable gas! The world’s marine shipping industry would be brought to a standstill! People would starve! Riots in the street would bring democratic governments around the world into a state of violent chaos! Libraries would burn, and the sum of human knowledge would be lost!

Then, the methane would rise into the atmosphere, accelerating global warming and setting off further gigantic methane discharges from a warming ocean in an unstoppable cascade of events that would turn planet Earth into a gigantic fireball!

Hey, what is Congress doing about this problem? This could happen at any moment! Beware!

Pope Benedict XVI, known as El Papa in Spain, recently concluded a visit there, but it seems that he left more negative feelings behind than warm relations. In his first visit to this increasingly secular nation, El Papa quickly dematured into El Bambino, throwing a temper tantrum of the highest magnitude.

When Pope Benedict was informed that Spain’s Prime Minister, Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero, would not be attending his ritual of Mass, Benedict threw a fit. The Pope said that if he could get Communist leaders Daniel Ortega and Fidel Castro to attend Mass, Zapatero surely must attend as well.

It was the equivalent of Kruschev pounding his shoe on the table at the United Nations.

What Pope Benedict seems most angry at is that he and his church have become marginal political players in Spain, which used to be a solidly Catholic nation. Only 18 percent of Spaniards regularly attend Mass or observe Catholic holy days. So, if most of Spain is secular, what right does the Pope have to come barging into the country making demands that the government’s leader submit himself to the Pope’s authority by participating in the Pope’s religious rituals? If the Prime Minister doesn’t want to attend, let him attend to more important business.

It’s not as if Zapatero snubbed the Pope. The Prime Minister met with Benedict XVI in a more appropriate setting.

This brouhaha is yet another indication that this new Pope doesn’t understand the world in which he lives. He seems to be trying to fight battles that the Catholic Church lost long ago. The Pope has no business behaving like an Ayatollah, trying to impose his religious power to interfere with the proper functioning of democratically elected governments.

Poison In Our Libraries!

That’s the headline at one of my trusted news sources, GOP USA. Internationally respected author Steve Crampton gives us the whole story of poor Laurie Taylor, whose children went to middle school in a public (come on, she should have home schooled her kids to keep them away from the Jesus haters, but for this moment, let’s forgive her) school district that had another middle school in it that had a copy of a book in its library. That book’s name: It’s Perfectly Normal.

We have two clues about what’s going to happen next. First, we have a public school, which means something bad must be going on. You know the score: kids from the wrong side of town mixing with your dears, socialist principals, and lesbian teachers. Second, a book entitled It’s Perfectly Normal. Come on: whenever a book has to say “It’s Perfectly Normal,” you just know that the “It” is not going to be normal, because otherwise they wouldn’t have to come out and say it in the first place.

So Laurie Taylor went to the principal of the school that’s near to the school where her kids go to school, and asked that principal to remove the book. Why? Because it has pictures of naked people in it, and it talks about (shhh!) s-e-x. S-e-x and naked people are just not normal. S-e-x and nakedness are sick and deviant. They are poison to our culture. They are poison to our society, whether the people who are in it recognize that or not. Jesus wore clothes, and he didn’t have s-e-x, and that’s good enough for me!

Laurie Taylor is right to demand that this book with naked people and references to s-e-x be made inaccessible to all children in her town. S-e-x and nakedness are poisonous ideas, and like all poisonous ideas, they should not only be removed from schools but banished from our homes.

Let’s by all means burn the s-e-x books in our schools, but let’s not stop there. Let’s take it home. I bet you’re thinking about s-e-x and nakedness right now. Well, stop it, and slap yourself for the offense. Like I said, Jesus wore clothes, and he didn’t have s-e-x. That’s good enough for me, and that should be good enough for you!

“There are some who feel like that the conditions are such that they can attack us there. My answer is bring them on,” Bush said. “We got the force necessary to deal with the security situation.” — Our Glorious Leader, George W. Bush, July 2, 2003.

“Two car bombs exploded nearly simultaneously in a Shiite area of Baghdad on Monday, killing at least eight and wounding dozens, police and hospital officials said. In the northern city of Kirkuk, meanwhile, a suicide truck bomb struck a Kurdish political office, killing four people and wounding seven, police said.

The car bombings came a day after masked Shiite gunmen ambushed Sunni Arabs in western Baghdad, a dramatic escalation of sectarian violence that killed 41 people. First a car parked near a repair shop on the edge of the Shiite slum of Sadr City blew up. Minutes later, a suicide car bomber drove into the crowd that had gathered near the site. — Our Glorious Information Agency, FOX News, July 10, 2006.

We are succeeding in Iraq. We know we are succeeding because our Glorious Leader asked Iraqis to bring it on and step up the attacks. The Iraqis have done as our Glorious Leader asked. This is all part of the Marvelous Five-Year Plan the end of which will be revealed in 2008 on the five-year anniversary of Our Glorious War. Semper fi, boo-rah, yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip get a job.

I was walking through the video store in my town today, when I wandered into the video game section, something I don’t usually do, as I don’t have a video game player and don’t have time to play games even if I had one. Yet, my eye was caught by the box for a particular game: The DaVinci Code video game.

I don’t get it. How can the DaVinci Code be a video game? How do you play? Race around Paris, looking at landmarks and competing against other players to see who can come up with the most elaborate, and yet implausible, interpretations for their characteristics?

The Arc de Triomphe… I know it… The ARC stands for Association Revolutionaire Crucifixe, which was a French secret society that worked in the shadows of perfume factories for centuries to disguise the fact that John the Baptist was really the Buddha’s great great grandson.

Fifty points!

Cnews displays the latest in the “Iraqi Disaster” photos:

This just makes me sick. Yes, this man is mourning the deaths of his relatives in another so-called “senseless bombing” that the liberal media keeps harping on like it mattered, as if these were Americans who died. Well, they weren’t Americans, so why should Americans have to look at this photo?

Besides this, I am disgusted to the core by this man’s behavior. Having your family members killed is no excuse. “Mourning” is no excuse. What a bratty sort of behavior, to try to justify one’s behavior by bringing in deaths in the family. Clearly, no one taught this man some courtesy. So let me be the one. Fella, Ahmid, whatever your name is, you SHOULD GET A CLEAN SHAVE. Your 5 o’clock shadow tells us all that you just don’t care. Slovenly appearances like this simply open the door for improper behavior on the part of the youth of today. So shape up, stop your useless gesticulating, and GET A SHAVE! Then you can “mourn” in whatever over-the-top fashion that the liberal media cameramen pay you to engage in.

Pathetic!

The communist New York Times is at it again.

In a “news” piece this morning that they evidently think is “funny,” the “reporters” at this left-wing moonbat operation revealed state secrets yet again. This time, they disclosed that Old MacDonald’s Petting Zoo, Amish Country Popcorn, the Mule Day Parade, Sweetwater Flea Market, Nix’s Check Cashing, The Mall At Sears, and Bean Fest have been placed on the Department of Homeland Security’s database of locations under threat of terrorist attack.

They think this is a joke. They think it’s funny. Well, revealing state secrets like this is not funny! They’ve gone and made it easy for the terrorists again, letting them know that we know what they know, you know? Now that they we’re on to their plot to blow up Nix’s Check Cashing, they’re going to move on to even more vulnerable targets, like the Jiffy Lube next door. There are kids in that Jiffy Lube! Kids whose fathers laid down their lives in battle, so the New Commie Times could laugh over their graves and mock the threat that looms over Bean Fest!

Brian Lehman, owner of Amish Country Popcorn, knows the score. He knows the threat. He has an explanation: “Maybe because popcorn explodes?” That’s right, Brian, that’s right! Popcorn explodes! And you can fit hundreds of little popcorn bomblets into one little jar! When it explodes, the glass in the jar turns into shrapnel, shooting out at sixty miles an hour, severing heads and slicing into arteries. That’s a weapon of mass destruction right there, Sambo!

So go ahead, “journalists.” Laugh. You just go right ahead and laugh. That’s what the terrorists want. Be We The People know that in this age of terror, not even the Amish popcorn is safe.

This morning, I started exploring another corner of the world of social networking online. Much as MySpace tries to get people together by encouraging them to talk about music they like, Shadows tries to help people build connections by encouraging them to talk about the web sites they like. It’s a simple format. You sign up, and then just add links, rate the links, apply relevant tage, and write comments about comments about them.

It’s an interesting way to browse the web, though there is a combination of crass self-promotion and lots of adoration of the big players. How many more links to Daily Kos do we need?

I’m finding that there’s a lot of potential space on shadows for people who are interested in forming networks to bring traffic to small and mid-sized progressive sites. So, I’ve set up a shadows account under the name Irregular Progress. I’m eager to see where the linking will lead to from there.

If you’re game, join in.

When the first paragraph of a commie rag Washington Post article goes like this,

In the past two years, campaign and political action committees controlled by Rep. John Doolittle, R-Granite Bay, paid ever-larger commissions to his wife’s one-person company and spent tens of thousands of dollars on gifts at Saks Fifth Avenue, Tiffany and Co., and a Ritz-Carlton day spa.

you just know that the liberal media is at it again. How biased of them to write this! First of all, it’s not R-Granite Bay, it’s “Republican representing Granite Bay”! Why are they afraid to write the word “Republican”? Second of all, what’s wrong with a one-person company? A lot of people I know are self-employed, and they are good people! The Dumbocrats and Lieberals just can’t seem to get behind the notion that some people can lift themselves up by their bootstraps, or shoelaces, or stiletto straps, or whatever. Third of all, I’m sure Mrs. Doolittle is a very nice person. Why do they have to always bring in politicians’ families into the story? That’s so cruel and mean. It’s so personal! Finally, how do we know that these “gifts” were really “gifts”? Saks has some very useful items in its Housewares department that could be used in a campaign office. Tiffany and Co. has crystal, which is good for a staff picnic. And the Ritz-Carlton day spa thingy? I bet they just reserved a conference room for a staff retreat. You know, one of those things where they have a ropes course and foster togetherness and stuff. Which, HELLO, helps to win campaigns! Chuh.

Why won’t they stop attacking John Doolittle? The liberal media is so mean!

I find I keep filing my stories under “Outrages,” but my goodness, there are so many outrages in the world.

Remember when President Bush, his highness King George, told us all that by starting a war against Iraq, he would be triggering a wave of peace throughout the Middle East? We stupid Americans fell for it. Well take a look now - his ruddy Roadmap to Peace in Israel has turned into a Highway to Hell, and Iraq is descending into a bloody mass, and Iran is really, really going nuclear!

Can we get it through our fucking stupid heads this time, so that we never repeat the mistake again? War is not peace!

It’s because of Bush’s blundering that the Middle East is falling apart!

This is a poem being sent from a Marine to his Dad.
For those who take the time to read it,
you’ll see a letter from him to his Dad at the bottom.
It makes you truly thankful for not only the Marines,
but ALL of our troops.

THE MARINE

We all came together,
Both young and old
To fight for our freedom,
To stand and be bold.

In the midst of all evil,
We stand our ground,
And we protect our country
From all terror around.

Peace and not war,
Is what some people say.
But I’ll give my life,
So you can live the American way.

I give you the right
To talk of your peace.
To stand in your groups,
and protest in our streets.

But still I fight on,
I don’t bitch, I don’t whine.
I’m just one of the people
Who is doing your time.

I’m harder than nails,
Stronger than any machine.
I’m the immortal soldier,
I’m a U.S. MARINE!

So stand in my shoes,
And leave from your home.
Fight for the people who hate you,
With the protests they’ve shown.

Fight for the stranger,
Fight for the young.
So they all may have,
The greatest freedom you’ve won.

Fight for the sick,
Fight for the poor
Fight for the cripple,
Who lives next door.

But when your time comes,
Do what I’ve done.
For if you stand up for freedom,
You’ll stand when the fight’s done.

By: Corporal Aaron M. Gilbert, US Marine Corps
USS SAIPAN, PERSIAN GULF

March 23, 2003

Hey Dad,

Do me a favor and label this “The Marine” and send it to
everybody on your email list. Even leave this letter in it.
I want this rolling all over the US; I want every home reading it.
Every eye seeing it. And every heart to feel it.
So can you please send this for me? I would but my email time
isn’t that long and I don’t have much time anyway.
You know what Dad? I wondered what it would be like
to truly understand what JFK said in His inaugural speech.

“When the time comes to lay down my life for my country,
I do not cower from this responsibility. I welcome it.”

Well, now I know. And I do. Dad, I welcome the opportunity
to do what I do. Even though I have left behind a beautiful wife,
and I will miss the birth of our first born child, I would do it 70
times over to fight for the place that God has made for my home.
I love you all and I miss you ve ry much. I wish I could be there
when Sandi has our baby, but tell her that I love her,
and Lord willing, I will be coming home soon. Give Mom
a great big hug from me and give one to yourself too.

Aaron

FREEDOM isn’t FREE, someone pays for you and me.