Irregular Times Diaries: Unfit Discussion

A center of Deadly Sin in the liberal Media, Vanity Fair has written a news article that I have read at great sacrifice to my personal virtue. Kind of like Job did in the Holy Book, but without those pesky, disfiguring skin sores.

At any rate, in that Vanity Fair article, it comes out that the head of the righteous defense contractor MZM, Mitchell Wade, pressured his employees into making campaign contributions to the great, great Republican Senator Elizabeth Dole (Righteous – North Carolina) and the great, great Republican Congressman Virgil Goode (Righteous – Virginia).

Now, shills for the Democrud Party are saying this all means that Sen. Dole and Rep. Goode must have been in cahoots with MZM and Wade — you know, currying favor and all that sort of stuff that the Democrybabies usually whine about. But that’s jumping way ahead of reality, I think.

A much more reasonable interpretation of these events is that Elizabeth Dole and Virgil Goode sent Mitchell Wade very kind and tasteful Christmas cards. The MZM head, being the good Christian defense contractor that he is, was probably touched by the nice cards for Jesus’ birthday, and only wanted to spread the good news about Dole and Goode to his MZM employees. That’s how it works inside the Christian part of the DC Beltway: politicians send nice Christmas cards to defense contractors, and defense contractors get their employees to cough up cash for a nice thank-you note.

The Democruds and their shills in the liberal media will never understand that kind of courtesy. Shame on them.