Irregular Times Diaries: Unfit Discussion

Poison In Our Libraries!

That’s the headline at one of my trusted news sources, GOP USA. Internationally respected author Steve Crampton gives us the whole story of poor Laurie Taylor, whose children went to middle school in a public (come on, she should have home schooled her kids to keep them away from the Jesus haters, but for this moment, let’s forgive her) school district that had another middle school in it that had a copy of a book in its library. That book’s name: It’s Perfectly Normal.

We have two clues about what’s going to happen next. First, we have a public school, which means something bad must be going on. You know the score: kids from the wrong side of town mixing with your dears, socialist principals, and lesbian teachers. Second, a book entitled It’s Perfectly Normal. Come on: whenever a book has to say “It’s Perfectly Normal,” you just know that the “It” is not going to be normal, because otherwise they wouldn’t have to come out and say it in the first place.

So Laurie Taylor went to the principal of the school that’s near to the school where her kids go to school, and asked that principal to remove the book. Why? Because it has pictures of naked people in it, and it talks about (shhh!) s-e-x. S-e-x and naked people are just not normal. S-e-x and nakedness are sick and deviant. They are poison to our culture. They are poison to our society, whether the people who are in it recognize that or not. Jesus wore clothes, and he didn’t have s-e-x, and that’s good enough for me!

Laurie Taylor is right to demand that this book with naked people and references to s-e-x be made inaccessible to all children in her town. S-e-x and nakedness are poisonous ideas, and like all poisonous ideas, they should not only be removed from schools but banished from our homes.

Let’s by all means burn the s-e-x books in our schools, but let’s not stop there. Let’s take it home. I bet you’re thinking about s-e-x and nakedness right now. Well, stop it, and slap yourself for the offense. Like I said, Jesus wore clothes, and he didn’t have s-e-x. That’s good enough for me, and that should be good enough for you!