Irregular Times Diaries: Unfit Discussion

The liberal whoremonger newspaper New York Times reports today of “Episcopalians Shaken by Division in Church” over the issue of homosexuals (or as I prefer to call them, Whore Mo Sexuals) acting as Bishops in the Church.

Some of these Episcopalians being shaken are babies! Babies! How do the Whore Mo Sexuals justify behaving in a mannar that leads to shaken babies? They will never be the same again. They will suffer brain damage! All because some Bishop wants to go down on Johnnie Q. Pubic in the Church restroom after lustfully stroking Johnnie’s swollen, turgid member, perversely fingering Johnnie’s shadowy nether dorsal regions, and sharing a God-rejecting French kiss. They call it French for a reason, friend.

How can these queery fairy prelates justify their behavior when baby Episcopalians are being hurt? Think of the babies!