Irregular Times Diaries: Unfit Discussion

For ten years, the Mars Global Surveyor has been mapping the surface of the planet Mars, watching for signs of life on the planet. Now, suddenly this month, the Mars Global Surveyor has disappeared!

The scientists who have been working with the satellite circling Mars say that they don’t know what happened to the Surveyor, and they can’t find a sign of it. Now, think, please, about what that means.

A satellite watching Mars for signs of life disappears. Why? Did the Mars Global Surveyor find what it was looking for?

Ask yourself: Who didn’t want the Mars Global Surveyor to find life on Mars? Who was in the position to destroy the Mars Global Surveyor by “accidentally” missing a decimal point in a standard course correction, thus sending all evidence of an advanced alien civilization burning up upon descent into the Martian atmosphere?

I think it’s pretty clear we’re talking about the Trilateral Commission, here. Of course, I could be wrong. It could be the Bilderberg Group. What is certain is that someone wants to keep you in the dark about Mars. Why?

I heard on the radio that Fox News was going to put a comedy show on its lineup. And this is news exactly how? Fox News is a 24-hour comedy channel already. Oh, maybe they are going to try some literal comedy on us, not the satirical farce that they currently are engaged in. I say No! Don’t go out of character, Fox News; that will only destroy the integrity of your black-is-white, up-is-down, Kafkaesque romp.