In stunning news that has sent zoologists scrambling for explanations, a group of camels has been caught hiding a bomb in their enclosure at the Hanover Zoo in Germany!
The camels were moved to another zoo last month, after they had begun exhibiting suspicious behavior. Apparently, they did not have time to remove their bomb from their hiding place, over six feet under the ground, before they were relocated. The bomb was found by earth moving equipment after the camels were taken away. Anonymous reports of electronic listening devices planted in the zookeepers’ offices are as of yet unconfirmed.
So far, the camels have refused to talk. No one knows what the camels’ specific target was. No chances are being taken, however, as teams of experts are being sent to search the cages recently inhabited by camels in zoos all over the world. So far, only a few old videotapes of Lawrence of Arabia have been found, suggesting that the camels may have an informant who tipped them off about the searches before they took place.
Where will the camel terrorists strike next? It could be at any place, at any time. Remember, camels can go a very long time without drinking water. They can afford to wait. It’s a matter of when, not if, the next attack will take place!