Irregular Times Diaries: Unfit Discussion
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Irregular Times Diaries: Unfit DiscussionIn a time of the spring, old paths are obscured and new growth begins.
CNN recently reported on the discovery of previously unknown species that were living underneath Antarctic ice shelves - but what aren’t they telling us about this discovery?
What the scientists found would shock anybody - if only they had the full story. In the entire CNN story, only two sentences mentioned the scientists’ discoveries about sea cucumbers. Why?
Here’s what CNN decided to include: “groups of sea cucumbers were observed moving together, all in one direction.”
What CNN’s editors decided not to tell you is where those groups of sea cucumbers were going. All those groups of sea cucumbers, all moving in a single direction, were on a path that leads, eventually, straight to Manhattan!
Anyone who knows anything about marine biology knows that sea cucumbers are scavengers. Call me excessively curious, but when huge hordes of ocean-going scavengers start heading toward the most important city in the United States, all at once, I’ve got to wonder why. Those sea cucumbers have obviously got some pretty clear ideas about what’s going to happen to New York City in the near future, and have decided, with their cold little invertebrate minds, that there will soon be a lot of food for them in gotham waters.
What do those sea cucumbers know that we don’t know, and why aren’t we being told about it?
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March 8th, 2007 at 3:02 pm
Is this a serious post? I sincerely hope not.
The migration of this species probably shows more about the changing climate than any potential disaster in NY, NY. So if you are serious, you realize you’re talking about sea cucumbers predicting the future.
You do realize that, don’t you?
March 8th, 2007 at 3:49 pm
This is even more frightening an impending disaster than Yellowstone blowing up, the government/illuminati coverup with Mars, or any of the other imminent catastrophes Dan has warned us about. More so since this sea creature knows how to puke out ribbons of sticky gunk when it is frightened. If it is really disturbed it can puke out its whole digestive tract and grow a new one. Imagine that all over New York’s coastline. Oh, yes, and it has symbiotic creatures living in its nether orifice. How disgusting is that.
But wait, this creature is found under large schools of fish. Does that means it eats fish poo? That means…New York’s harbors will soon be inundated with huge numbers of fish. That’s a good thing, right? Or, or,…what will be sleeping with the fishes? And why? And why is our government suddenly clamming up? Not good. We all know what happens after birds migrate. I think this is the Big One. Time to start stockpiling chocolate.
March 13th, 2007 at 12:04 pm
Just for the record we all have symbiotic organism growings in our nether regions (and mouths, feets, groins, armpits, lower intestines etc)
March 14th, 2007 at 11:15 am
[…] wasn’t too long ago that I broke the story of massive formations of Antarctic sea cucumbers advancing on Manhattan. Many are still in denial of the threat, but even as they struggle to accept the new reality, […]
April 5th, 2007 at 2:27 pm
Wow either you guys are fantastic at sarcasm or you’re all a bunch of morons!