Earlier this week, it was reported that the remains the Catholic Church has claimed are those of Joan of Arc are fakes, part of a fraud perpetrated by the church to keep believers enthralled.
The obvious question now is: Where are the real remains of Joan of Arc?
The deeper question that few people will think to ask is: Are there any remains of Joan of Arc?
A person cannot have remains unless that person has died. Now that we see that the Catholic Church was willing to create a hoax involving the fake dead body of Joan of Arc, we have to consider the most frequent reason for creating a fake dead body. Usually, when people create a fake dead body, it is because the death itself has been faked.
It is now reasonable to assume that Joan of Arc never really died.
Do not discount the Egyptian connection. The body parts that were used to create the fake remains of Joan of Arc were from a mummy in Egypt. The ancient Egyptians were known, through secretive rituals of the very sort that Joan of Arc was accused of, for using techniques to extend the lives of political leaders, such as Joan of Arc, to the point of immortality.
Where is Joan of Arc now, and why is she being kept alive?
The Xinhua news agency is reporting that “large amounts of pine pollen were found among the relics”.
Is it a coincidence, then, that Pine Gap in Australia is home to one of the world’s secret military bases used for communicating with extraterrestrials in UFOs?
Any rational adult can connect the dots. Joan of Arc is alive, and is planning an alien invasion of planet Earth in revenge for the Catholic Church’s attempt to burn her at the stake. Her recorded experiences are consistent with the experiences of people abducted by UFOs in modern times.
Now that Joan of Arc’s death has been exposed as fraudulent, the alien invasion is likely to come later. We need to prepare now, or we’re all going to die at the hands of Joan of Arc and her Martian friends, bent on revenge!