Irregular Times Diaries: Unfit Discussion

Just a little over a month ago, I reported on the convergence of billions of missing honeybees with an army of sea cucumbers marching slowly toward Manhattan to wreak havoc on our civilization. For some, this report may have stretched credulity. After all, how could Antarctic sea cucumbers and North American honeybees coordinate their attacks over such a long distance?

Now, science is giving us the answer, although, as usual, the scientists can only think halfway through the implications of their work. As Canadian TV reports scientists are concluding that honeybees are leaving their hives en masse because of signals from cell phone systems now active around the world. It seems that honeybees use the same frequencies as cell phones do to communicate and to navigate.

In other words, honeybees have found a way to tap into our wireless networks and use them for their own purposes. They’ve been flying around, collecting nectar, doing their little dances, buzzing over our cell phones, and waiting until the time is right.

We know that honeybees are social animals. Just consider what honeybees would do if hive could communicate with hive, across long distances. Why, they’d do just what comes naturally. They’d join their little societies together to form larger societies, with one very powerful queen at the center, plotting and controlling all the rest.

It seems reasonable to presume, then, that it is the honeybees who are responsible for planning the coming attacks against New York City.

There are signs now that the coalition of invertebrates moving against New York City is expanding. National Geographic magazine reports this month that bedbugs are returning to Manhattan, after being wiped out there generations ago. The bedbugs are infiltrating the most private chambers of people’s homes, breeding there, listening, forming sleeper cells. The bedbugs are already becoming aggressive, even biting people when they have the chance.

Their actions are consistent with a species hungry for vengeance.