Irregular Times Diaries: Unfit Discussion

I’ve been struggling for a long time to identify my discomfort with Vice President Dick Cheney. But this morning, I saw a photograph that brought it all together for me.

I can keep my suspicions private no longer. Isn’t it time we all start asking the question that has long been on our minds? Is Dick Cheney The Penguin?

Nefarious plots? Check.
Hideout in a secret, undisclosed location? Check.

Physical resemblance? Now, thanks to this photograph, confirmed.

I’m not saying it’s a slam dunk or anything. I’ll leave conclusions like that to George Tenet. Maybe it’s a coincidence. Maybe I’ll shine the bat signal tonight and see if Dick Cheney comes out to play.