Irregular Times Diaries: Unfit DiscussionIn a time of the spring, old paths are obscured and new growth begins.
Are there any so blind as those who refuse to see what I tell them?
If you will open your eyes, then consider these two facts for just a moment:
Fact #1: Yesterday, I revealed the coming evolutionary leap of vultures all around the Earth, from scavengers to evil, plotting predators.
Fact #2: Today, scientists observed the most powerful explosion ever seen, a supernova more powerful than any other exploding star ever recorded by humankind.
Is it a mere coincidence that these two things happened, one right after the other? A child could see how absurd that suggestion is. Do you know what the chances are of that being a coincidence? Honest historians will tell you the truth: It’s never happened before - not ever!
So, the question is not whether the coincidence has any meaning. Rather, the important question is this: What is the meaning of the coincidence of the supersupernova explosion right after the vulture conspiracy was revealed?
The conclusion is unavoidable: Jesus Christ has been born again, and is bringing with him the end of the world. Yes, skeptics may scoff, but they when have they ever shown the courage to believe in anything.
Just as the star of Bethlehem announced the first coming of Christ, this newest, even stronger star announces the coming of Jesus once again. The vultures, well, the vultures are preparing for the cosmic battle of Armageddon.
Prepare yourselves! We’re all going to die, and only some of us will be born again!




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May 9th, 2007 at 12:51 am
I’m not precisely sure where I’m going with this comment, but you will remember when Jesus started his preaching career he was baptised by John the Baptist and a DOVE, not a vulture, was seen over his head. The dove is mentioned in all four gospels. Just offhand I would say that this vulture phenomenon does not herald the second coming of Jesus.
But who could it be?
The corpse-eating vulture is a totem of the Persian moon goddess Mah, going back to the seven century BCE, and was also known in Egypt, Greece and Rome as Mut, Isis, Nekhbet, Minerva, Ceres, Juno, Mari. As Isis, the vulture devours her husband Osiris, reincarnating him in her body and giving birth to her son the holy child Horus. Ah, Isis, the Oldest of the Old, the primary progeny of time, “thou givest light to the sun”…”at my will the planets of the sky…are disposed.”
It means….time itself is about to be unraveled.
May 12th, 2007 at 8:14 pm
Maybe we can take a trip back to when the earth wasn’t polluted.
Maybe the vulture signifies an emo-killer-depressed-trenchcoatmafia Jesus.
But I’m not one to die so easily, not to Jesus, not to anybody.