Giant Spiders in Chemical Weapons Attack Against Dallas!
The Associated Press reports that the “experts” just don’t know what to make of a 600 foot-wide spider web found in Lake Tawakoni State Park in the north of Texas. They write, “Entomologists are debating the origin and rarity of a sprawling spider web that blankets several trees, shrubs and the ground along a 200-yard stretch of trail in a North Texas park.”
Well, while the entomologists debate, the rest of us will be preparing defenses in our basement shelters. We don’t need experts to send out research teams to figure it out for us. Giant spider webs are made by giant spiders.
Giant spiders are attacking Lake Tawakoni State Park, putting it under their control, slowly but surely, with their sticky, predatory spider webs. I figure that a 600 foot-wide spider web could only be made by a 50 foot wide spider.
But why Lake Tawakoni State Park? Well, I don’t think that it’s an accident that the giant spiders of Texas have chosen this particular state park as a place to start their attack. Lake Tawakoni is, after all, the primary source of drinking water for the city of Dallas.
Now, think! What else are spiders known for, besides their ability to make sticky webs made out of silk? Their venom!
If only the entomologists would stop their studies and start thinking more broadly, they would see that this is no time to engage in appeasement with the giant spiders of Lake Tawakoni State Park. They have arachnid minds incapable of compassion. They only want to make the people of Dallas their next meals, in a vast chemical weapons attack against Dallas through the drinking water supply coming from Lake Tawakoni!




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