Irregular Times Diaries: Unfit Discussion

So, Osama Bin Laden, who once was regarded as a terrifying threat to American lives but now seems more like an over-the-hill late night talk show host, has released a new video.  No dancing in it, shamefully.

In his new video, Bin Laden suggests that if America wants the Iraq War to be over, Americans should just convert to fundamentalist Islam.

Well, it’s a start.  I’m glad that Osama Bin Laden is willing to negotiate.

Here’s my counter offer, then.  I will consider converting to fundamentalist Islam if Osama Bin Laden converts to Buddhism first, as a good will gesture, just to show that people are all willing to change.  In order to help Osama Bin Laden feel confident in converting to Buddhism, I’m asking the Dalai Lama to become a Wiccan.  After all, everyone knows that there isn’t enough room in Nirvana for the Dalai Lama and Osama Bin Laden both.