Minnesota Tornado and Sex Appeal
someone has seen a tornado moving very close by, and we have just been ordered away from all windows and doors. The airport emergency plan has been activated. Nonetheless, across the hall from me, at the Northshore News stand, a man has just bought an issue of Maxim magazine, which this month features a woman named Erica Durance wearing an outfit made out of black, translucent material.
Monster storms have nothing on scantily clad women.
I’m trapped in the Minneapolis St. Paul Airport because we’re under a tornado warning. Apparently, someone has seen a tornado moving very close by, and we have just been ordered away from all windows and doors. The airport emergency plan has been activated
Nonetheless, across the hall from me, at the Northshore News stand, a man has just bought an issue of Maxim magazine, which this month features a woman named Erica Durance wearing an outfit made out of black, translucent material.
T&A beats a twister. Smackdown.
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