Irregular Times Diaries: Unfit Discussion

Jesus Loffs me:

A recitation for the sacredly wealthy. (Sung to the tune of “Jesus Loves Me”)

Jesus Loffs me this I know
Cause I gotta alotta dough.
Jesus made me really rich
My theology’s got no hitch.

Jesus loffs mee-ee
Jesus loffs mee-ee
Jesus loffs mee-ee
Cause I gots lots of dough.

Jesus loffs me cause I’m right
about everything in sight
Jesus tells me what is true
Just so I can then tell you.

Chorus

Jesus hates the poor you know
Cause they ain’t got any dough
Takes their money hee-hee-hee
Then he gives it all to me.

Chorus

And so on. Feel free to add.