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October 28, 2007

Dattaswami: If You Don’t Give Me Money, You Will Die!

by @ 7:46 am. Filed under religion

Eventually, all the scam artists get to their point:

The Sadgurus gives the right knowledge, even without your service. When you are convinced then only, you can do service to him which will help him, to help others. In fact a Satguru does not need your service because He is the God. He can help others, by his own powers. But you will not have the right benefit, because you did not show, the gratefulness to him. Suppose a doctor gives you medicines, without taking any fees and you get good health. If you are not paying the fees, even though you are capable, due to greediness, you will die, with a new disease. So, only for your safety, Satguru advises you to participate in the service.

Service consists of two parts.
 Paying the fees in terms of money, which you have earned by your work.
 Doing some work for the Guru.
You can do either of these or both as per you convenience.

Yes, for our safety. Oh, that Satguru Lord Datta sure does have our interests at heart. Thank you for saving our lives by taking money and work. Oh, thank you.

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