Why Does God Hate America?
Deep down in the most patriotic bones of my body, I feel betrayed by God tonight. I thought, as George W. Bush said, that God was on our side in the struggle against evildoers. Now I can see that God is nothing more than another Islamofascist!
I was reading my Holy Bible, which all American patriots must do, when I found a disturbing, anti-American verse in the book of Leviticus. Take a look at what it says:
“These are they which ye shall have in abomination among the fowls; they shall not be eaten, they are an abomination: the eagle..”
God is saying that eagles are abominations! As Stephen Colbert has rightly showed us all, anyone who loves the American bald eagle is a good, patriotic citizen. It logically follows that if someone does not love the American bald eagle is anti-patriotic and anti-American.
Here is Biblical proof that God hates all eagles! He calls them an abomination!
George W. Bush spoke the truth when he said, “If you’re not with us, you’re against us!” We see that God hates eagles, and therefore stands against America.
We all know who stands against America. It’s the evildoers – in other words, the Islamofascists! Thus, I have arrived at the unavoidable conclusion that God is an Islamofascist!
Why did God attack America on September 11, 2001? Why does God hate America?