Irregular Times Diaries: Unfit Discussion
In a time of the spring, old paths are obscured and new growth begins.
Irregular Times Diaries: Unfit DiscussionIn a time of the spring, old paths are obscured and new growth begins.
In most supermarkets, there is a big section for processed foods, which generally do not have many vitamins and minerals left. Usually there’s a fresh section, or produce department, with whole foods.
The Adventist university has a “unique” faith environment, so they also have a “unique” produce department, which features gummi bears and “fruit
slices”. Note the labels “RING ON PRODUCE”.
Most gummi bears are not vegetarian, having a gelatin base and a generous admixture of sugar. The pretty colors come from chemicals.
But why would this trouble these people, who are well-known in the area for providing free nutrition advice?
They seem to have new light in nutritional areas, and apparently think that eating this sort of thing is “simply nutritious”, and even “simply good”! Main thing is to keep it simple.
Some church members get a little suspicious, and think about seeking truth. In their “unique faith environment”, they believe that if they seek adventure, they will find truth. Preferably in a 
cave.
Luckily the Adventist university has a cave on campus. Apparently they store the secrets of healthy nutrition inside. This picture shows two adventure seekers. Hope they found the truth!
And if not?
There’s always the Wellness Center.
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