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August 23, 2008

Will They Call Him Joseph Robinette Biden?

by @ 5:31 pm. Filed under democrats

Barack Hussein Obama! Republicans have made a big deal out of using Barack Obama’s middle name, Hussein, trying to imply that because his middle name is Hussein, Barack Obama must be some kind of radical Muslim terrorist. The underlying Republican theory is that people’s middle names reveal profound insights into their character.

So, who wants to place a bet that the political operators at Fox News and other Republican-controlled media will not give the same treatment to Joe Biden? Will they use Biden’s middle name every time they talk about him? Will they call him Joseph Robinette Biden?

Let’s be honest about this: Robinette is way more weird a middle name than Hussein. Hussein is the Arabic equivalent of Bob. Nowhere, but nowhere, is the name Robinette normal.

So far, Fox News has never used Biden’s full name: Joseph Robinette Biden. So, why does Fox News refuse to use Joe Biden’s middle name? Are they afraid of being politically incorrect and exposing the meaning of the name Robinette? Are they covering up an illegal immigrant invasion by French choreographers? Are they worried that their viewers will learn about Biden’s Robinettofascism?

Shocking revelation: Robinette is a girl’s name! So, just like Barack Hussein Obama must be an Arab Muslim, Joe Biden must be a girl!

Also, Robinette is a form of the name Robin, which means “bright fame”. And Joe Biden is famous… just like a false messiah! This all just goes to prove that Barack Obama must be the antichrist.

It’s elementary logic, see.

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3 Responses to “Will They Call Him Joseph Robinette Biden?”

  1. con Says:

    The name Robinett is not a girls name. My sons middle name is Robinett, after my grandfather’s last name. It is strong. And I love it. Not that I would vote for Biden.

  2. patty rhodes Says:

    Robinette or Robinett is a french surname. If translated, it means something to do with water. I am not quite sure in what capacity.
    This is my maiden name and correctly pronounced is as follows: Row Bin A

  3. Robinette Says:

    Hey, my name is Robinette! No one has had a problem with it until now. What is the big deal? My understanding is that it means spigot or water carrier. Plumbing is hardly subversive!

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