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August 20, 2008

Aspiring Ayatollah Paul Broun Proclaims God Sovereign

by @ 9:37 am. Filed under Conspiracies, religion

There is, underneath the surface of constitutional, secular law in the United States, a seething conspiracy to replace the current American government with a Christian theocracy.

The conspiracy has been announced by Republican Congressman Paul Broun from Georgia, who proclaimed on the floor of the U.S. House of Representatives:

“I pray, Lord: You are sovereign and completely in control of all things, and I acknowledge Your awesome power and authority. All things are in Your control, and nothing is too small or too great to bring before You.”

A member of Congress is part of the theocratic conspiracy, and has announced his intention to make Christian religion sovereign over the government of the USA, and “completely in control of all things”. An aspiring American ayatollah, Paul Broun, may expect to be made part of the Grand Christian Rulership Council under which we will all be forced to submit to his “awesome power and authority”.

Oops. I meant to say God’s awesome power and authority. Paul Broun doesn’t represent God in Congress, does he?

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3 Responses to “Aspiring Ayatollah Paul Broun Proclaims God Sovereign”

  1. Darebrit Says:

    Unless Mr. Broun was elected to office by plebiscite in which only God was voting, then the answer to your question is NO.

    However.

    If mr. Broun believes that the people who did elect him are under the direct control of God, then his election was a fraud since the electorate are required only to cast THEIR vote. And that in secret.

    So it appears that Mr. Broun’s God has acted improperly to effect the outcome of an American election. Which is clearly against the law and the Constitution which he swore (before God) to uphold.

    Grounds for impeachment at least and excomunication and maranatha at best.

  2. charles peele Says:

    Paul broun is a very dangerous zealot,HR bill, check.google .this bill shows hes a nurt

  3. charles peele Says:

    paul broun,ga. is as close to insane as they come. read the bill bans playgirl in the belief that playgirl causes increased sexual assault. no statistics from paul maybe a general could tell broun about insanity

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