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Instructions for Hotel Use

Remember: Alarm does not sound like DING or OOOOOOO. Alarm sounds like WHOOP.

Homeland Security has reached the inside of the Hilton hotel in Woodland Hills, California, where the Guest Services Directory instructs visitors to “study the layout of the room, and determine anything that might help or hinder emergency exiting”. An engrossing documentary on PBS? That might hinder emergency exiting, if you just have to find out how string theory is related to the philosophy of the Southern Indian dynasty of the first millenium of the Common Era.

A particularly useful instruction is found next to the elevators on the first floor: “ALARM SOUNDS LIKE WHOOP”. Remember: Alarm does not sound like DING or OOOOOOO. Alarm sounds like WHOOP.

Practice that sound now, before you go to sleep.

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Date: January 15, 2009

Author: The Gall

Categories: homeland insecurity

Tags: alarm, directions, hilton hotel, safety, woodland hills

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  jim

  in May 7th, 2009 @ 11:40

  well i was eith you until you started your inacurrate deffinitions, A conservative is one who adheres to principles of limited government, personal responsibility and moral values. A conservative would likely agree with the statement in George Washington’s Farewell Address that “religion and morality are indispensable supports” to political prosperity,you sir are playing the game.its not about dems vs rep.by thinking that way your playing there game.we allwant some of the same things mostly.but thru lieing politicians from both parties and the media many that follow along are playing there game.many are controlled and dont realize it.and just who is pulling the strings of you and politicians??the real power is the elite bankers,and making up laws and rules while are liberties and rights and money are taken away.so try to be a little more accurate.conservatives arent the devil and niether are democrats.the evil is are unrepresenting govt.

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