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Irregular Movie Rumor:

The makers of the remake of The Clash of the Titans have added in a backstory for the giant vulture that carries off the princess Andromeda to her accursed suitor’s swampy lair every night: The vulture is girl, and her name is Elizabeth. She likes to be known as Elizabeth The Giant Vulture of Doom, but when she’s not transporting prisoners in magical cages through the darkness, she works as an apprentice to Homer, and hopes to become the poet laureate of the swamp some day.

At the end of the movie, as Perseus and Andromeda ride Pegasus off into the sunset, Elizabeth The Giant Vulture sings a torch song written just for the movie, entitled, How Can I Carrion? The song may only make it into the director’s cut, however.

Of course, it’s just a rumor.