Irregular Times Diaries: Unfit Discussion

In a time of the spring, old paths are obscured and new growth begins.

July 30, 2008

Qantas Attack Shows Oxygen in its Bondage Despises Us For Our Freedom

by @ 11:26 pm. Filed under Be Afraid, Outrages

The Associated Press reveals details behind the latest terrorist attack on the English-speaking world:

A packed Qantas jetliner lost the use of crucial flight instruments after an explosion aboard the aircraft last week blasted a large hole in its fuselage, an air safety investigator said Wednesday….

…The shrapnel‘s trajectory added new details to the frantic moments that followed what investigators suspect was an oxygen tank explosion aboard the jet.

Oxygen? Oxygen is to blame? This is yet another crucial resource that we have grown overly dependent on. (Did you know that most oxygen in America comes from foreign sources?) This is yet another crucial resource that has been used to attack us.

What will we tell the children? What does Oxygen have against us? Why does Oxygen hate us?

My theory: look at the bondage Oxygen is trapped in. Double bonds. Triple bonds. I say Oxygen hates us out of spite, out of envy for our freedom.

1 Stars2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars

67 Votes | Average: 3.01 out of 567 Votes | Average: 3.01 out of 567 Votes | Average: 3.01 out of 567 Votes | Average: 3.01 out of 567 Votes | Average: 3.01 out of 5 (67 votes, average: 3.01 out of 5)

March 28, 2008

Clinton totally stuffed on Obama professor bash

by @ 1:21 pm. Filed under general

You know, Clinton, when you call someone else a liar, you need to be sure you are right.

“Sen. Obama consistently and falsely claims that he was a law professor.”

http://www.hillaryclinton.com/news/release/view/?id=6752

“From 1992 until his election to the U.S. Senate in 2004, Barack Obama served as a professor in the Law School…. Several times during his 12 years as a professor in the Law School, Obama was invited to join the faculty in a full-time tenure-track position, but he declined.”

http://www.law.uchicago.edu/media/index.html

Obama’s rubber. Clinton, you’re glue. It bounces off him and sticks to you.

1 Stars2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars

93 Votes | Average: 3.05 out of 593 Votes | Average: 3.05 out of 593 Votes | Average: 3.05 out of 593 Votes | Average: 3.05 out of 593 Votes | Average: 3.05 out of 5 (93 votes, average: 3.05 out of 5)

September 5, 2007

Ron Paul: Hope for America!!!

by @ 12:41 pm. Filed under American Patriots, election 2008

I am writing here although my friends told me not to because they said you were hopeless. I say you are THIS CLOSE to seeing the light, which is why you are struggling SO HARD against it. Look. Ron Paul is for HOPE in this country by saying YOU and YOU ALONE can be responsible for your destiny. Choose your path! Take responsibility for your actions! Don’t expect government to solve your problems. Don’t expect government to get into your personal affiars. Live Free or Die! This is the USA envisioned by the framers of our state-centered constitution. This is the USA we need to get back to. This is the USA Ron Paul will take us back to, not by being a perfect leader, but by being the person who lets us all LEAD OURSELVES again, in freedom and liberty. Open your minds and you will see it is so.

RON PAUL 2008!

1 Stars2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars

130 Votes | Average: 2.93 out of 5130 Votes | Average: 2.93 out of 5130 Votes | Average: 2.93 out of 5130 Votes | Average: 2.93 out of 5130 Votes | Average: 2.93 out of 5 (130 votes, average: 2.93 out of 5)

September 4, 2007

The Battle Hymn of the Ron Paul Republic

by @ 2:00 pm. Filed under American Patriots, Republican Heroes, election 2008, politics

Oh, you went right down to Texas
With your banner near unfurled
And they told assembled buses
As they sit and knit and purled
That they couldn’t vote in straw polls
For all the money in the world
But His Troops Are Marching On!

Ron Paul, they’re setting out to screw you
As if they hardly even knew you
But if they did, they wouldn’t do this to you
Your Troops Are Marching On!

They can steal the vote in Texas
They can mock you in debates
They can try to shut you up
When you show up five minutes late
But they made their last mistake
When you they underestimate
Your Troops Are Marching On!

Ron Paul, you know that I adore you
No matter how much they all abhor you
And soon, I will be voting for you
YOUR TROOPS ARE MARCHING ON!

RON PAUL 2008! HOPE FOR AMERICA!

1 Stars2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars

134 Votes | Average: 3.1 out of 5134 Votes | Average: 3.1 out of 5134 Votes | Average: 3.1 out of 5134 Votes | Average: 3.1 out of 5134 Votes | Average: 3.1 out of 5 (134 votes, average: 3.1 out of 5)

August 10, 2007

O Vote Ron Paul’s Presidency!

by @ 7:15 pm. Filed under American Patriots, Republican Heroes, election 2008, fun, liberty, politics

(To the tune of My Bonnie — Sing it!)

My Ron Paul is gaga for freedom
My Ron Paul loves liberty
My Ron Paul makes socialists jealous
O Vote Ron Paul’s Presidency!

Vote Ron
Vote Paul
O Vote Ron Paul’s Presidency, you see!
Vote Ron
vote Paul
O Vote Ron Paul’s Presidency

My Ron Paul hates deficit spending
My Ron Paul likes austerity
My Ron Paul won’t raise all your taxes
O Vote Ron Paul’s Presidency!

Vote Ron
Vote Paul
O Vote Ron Paul’s Presidency, you see!
Vote Ron
vote Paul
O Vote Ron Paul’s Presidency

1 Stars2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars

149 Votes | Average: 3.15 out of 5149 Votes | Average: 3.15 out of 5149 Votes | Average: 3.15 out of 5149 Votes | Average: 3.15 out of 5149 Votes | Average: 3.15 out of 5 (149 votes, average: 3.15 out of 5)

Register or Log In

  • Register

  • Login

    newsletter:

    Enter your e-mail address here to receive our monthly e-mail newsletter:

    yellow star diary storiesTop Article Last Week


    Will They Call Him Joseph Robinette Biden?: 3.09

    Writers Last Week


    flippant
    Curious Sam
    jclifford
    Barley

    Highest Rated Articles


  • Where Are You, O Compliant and Fecund Conservative Christian Women? (4.3 Stars)

  • Mycology ID Help Me (3.41 Stars)

  • Christian Hindu friendship for universal spirituality (3.4 Stars)

  • A Personal Question (3.33 Stars)

  • Is Violence Inherently Dishonest? (3.32 Stars)

  • IRAQ BODY COUNT – ONGOING – 7/17/07 (3.28 Stars)

  • IRAQ BODY COUNT – ONGOING – 8/26/07 (3.28 Stars)

  • 50 Kilometer Wide UFO Enters the Solar System (3.27 Stars)

  • Avoid WordPress.com completely, bloggers (3.27 Stars)

  • Bush Admits Approving Torture. He Is A War Criminal. (3.27 Stars)

  • Why Should We Ever Trust You Again? (3.26 Stars)

  • Clintons Drip With Snake Oil After Visiting Joel Osteen's Church (3.26 Stars)


  • partners:

    stamping clockIrregular Times
    Irregular Books
    Irregular News
    Progressive Patriots
    That's My Congress
    Irregular Links
    Irregular Goods

    bumper stickers:

    New Sticker Designs
    Bulk Discount Stickers
    Anti-Bush
    Anti-War
    Peace
    Liberal
    Supreme Court
    State Politics
    Local Politics
    Environmental
    Pro-Science
    President 2008

    buttons and magnets:

    jungaloo grit goblin New Button Designs
    Anti-Bush
    State Politics
    Local Politics
    Environment
    Heretical
    Gay and Lesbian
    Anti-War
    Liberal
    President 2008
    Anti-McCain
    Pro-Choice

    ethical organic t-shirts:

    Anti-War
    Godless
    Liberal
    Miscellaneous
    Sexuality

    sweatshop-free shirts:

    Progressive Moral Values
    Presidential Campaign
    Anti-War Shirts
    Local Liberal Shirts
    State Politics Shirts
    Environmentalist Shirts
    Artistic Activists
    Babies for Obama
    Liberal Kids Clothes

    other goods:

    Tote Bags made in the USA
    Posters
    Postcards
    Greeting Cards
    Text Catalog

    archives:

    October 2008
    S M T W T F S
    « Sep    
     1234
    567891011
    12131415161718
    19202122232425
    262728293031  

    other:

    RSS 2.0
    Comments RSS 2.0
  • Register

  • Login
  • About
  • Ask for Help
  • FAQ
  • Posting a Diary
  • Report Abusive Behavior
  • Rules of the Road
  • Irregular Times Main Page


    The Irregular Times Diaries are brought to you by Irregular Times, the place for news unfit to print.

    search the diaries:

    Latest Diary Comments


    Aspiring Ayatollah Paul Broun Proclaims God Sovereign  (1 entries)
    Darebrit

    Mocking God  (64 entries)
    passerby, Scott, Damen, Ralph [...]

    God Says Sarah Palin is Wrong About The Alaska Pipeline  (5 entries)
    Randy, BornInTheUSA, Bob, darebrit [...]

    Sarah Palin Couldn't Keep Her Business Running  (5 entries)
    srethng, Jackie, Gag me, Jay Camp [...]

    Alternative Apparel Not Very Alternative, Really  (7 entries)
    bad news, don't bother, jclifford, ... [...]

    Democratic Underground Bans Cindy Sheehan Video  (1 entries)
    Linda

    It's Hillary's Turn  (11 entries)
    speed, Olegreat Drunkone, Iroquois, Proud Partisan [...]

    Will They Call Him Joseph Robinette Biden?  (1 entries)
    con

    categories:

    Politics


    The Real G.O.P.
    The Ribald Reign of King George II U.S. House Ratings
    U.S. Senate Ratings
    Irregular States

    Recent Articles:

    Interview with Kat Swift - Green Party candidate for President in 2008

    Is America Ready to Elect a President With a Brain?

    Burt's Bees Are Now Swimming In Clorox

    John Edwards Gives Good Information On Big Pharma Bad Behavior

    The National Pork Board Gets Weird About Muskrats

    Benjamin Franklin on Liberty and Small Safety

    Fathers Marry Daughters in Weird Right Wing Rituals

    The Virgin Mary Challenge

    Clinton Obama Campaign Gear

    Right Wing Values, Sexual Insecurity and Quick Impalement - strange insights from NewsMax advertisements

    Republican Senators kill an independent commission to investigate secret torture prisons set up by George W. Bush

    The latest Code Orange Alert from the Department of Homeland Insecurity: America may be targeted by kitchen table terrorists

    Are you an American liberal?

    The invisible activist

    A New President: Bumper Stickers for candidates in 2008

    Peace, Security and Fear


    Magniloquence Against War

    Recent Articles:

    Russell Feingold Speaks: The President Broke the Law

    War is not moderate

    Corpse pornography reflects the values of America's gruesome crusade

    Are Democrats too lazy to investigate the war in Iraq?

    A failure of Defense: The Bush Duds

    Faith and Skepticism


    False Witness
    Further Than Atheism
    Credulity Studies

    Recent Articles:

    Archive of Holocaust Comics from the Iranian Newspaper Hamshahri

    Archive of Mohammed Comics from the Danish Newspaper Jyllands Posten

    Jesus is Coming, but is he in the yellow pages?

    The Giant Scorpions of Science versus the Reruns of Religion

    Save Our Marriages! Mass chaos as Connecticuters flee westward

    Irregular Times resources on evolution, Creationism, and Intelligent Design

    Vote With Christ: an empirical guide

    Counter right wing fundamentalists' strident attacks with light hearted satire

    Pro-science Bumper Stickers, to defend science from faith-based zealotry.

    Covet Your Neighbor's Slave: The Ten Commandments and Slavery in politics today

    Online Resources: Secular Americans Against Bush

    The Environment


    Irregular Growth

    Recent Articles:

    Irregular Oceans - our articles following the crisis in Earth's marine ecosystems

    Celebrate World Ocean Day

    Considering Blown beds and gardens bereft of weeds

    Of Deer Fences and Deference

    In the glare of garden lights

    In Montana, Pesticide Burns

    Media


    Splintered Speech

    Recent Articles:

    Bush sets up secret torture prisons, so I try to say wake up and smell the coffee in a movie

    Ice Cream Promotes Male Virility, and other wisdom from medical advertising

    Explore the iconic insanity of Republican imagery

    Economy


    Funny Money

    Recent Articles:

    Irregular marketing - are you willing to buy it?

    Looking down on a Chicago bridge

    The brutal Republican concept of Social Security reform is revealed on a crusading t-shirt

    Finding the Fussy Elites - leaving a trail of gold foil, heirloom cigar boxes, and custom-etched pocket watches behind them

    An Overnight Blight: Why Progressives Pack Parcel Post

    Irregular Bin


    Our Remainders
    Wandering Aimlessly

    Recent Articles:

    Loonies for Mike Huckabee

    Senator Russ Feingold Stands for Freedom against Fear of the Patriot Act

    Handbook, My Ass: a review of James Carville's latest book

    Huygens probe finds evidence of intelligent life on Titan!

    An Irregular Reading (audio): The Hat in the Cat. What is Dr. Seuss backwards?

    A Dream of Dragons - Red fire battles blue water to own a bleak land

    68 queries. 1.750 seconds