Irregular Times Diaries: Unfit Discussion

Hi, I’m God. You probably have seen my show on QVC, where I sell Tupperware and collectible figurines. Most people don’t know that I also work part time as a political consultant, though.

In fact, I was hired a few months ago by Alaska Governor Sarah Palin. She wanted some advice on a natural gas pipeline. I told her absolutely not to approve of it, that it was against my will.

But did Sarah Palin take my advice? Oh, no. She got up in front of the Wasilla Assemblies of God church and proclaimed that the natural gas pipeline is the will of God.

I think it’s time to set the record straight, which is why I made the following video podcast. People deserve to know the truth about Sarah Palin, I think.

Hi. I’m God. I live up on a cloud that crosses many countries and continents, and so I guess you could say that I’m a citizen of the world.

I just wanted to let you all know that I’ve started an advice column because I think I have had some experiences that other people might find informative. Go ahead and ask me whatever you like, and I’ll try to respond.

Well, as they say, I just wanted to put that out there in the universe.