Irregular Times Diaries: Unfit Discussion

“Astronomers say it may have been born elsewhere.” Elsewhere, as in outside of our solar system, or even outside of our galaxy. Perhaps outside of our universe.

It’s the largest UFO ever seen. It’s 50 kilometers wide.

The mainstream, institutional, corporate-sponsored astronomers at so-called “New Scientist” claim that the orbit of this UFO “appears to have been stable for hundreds of millions of years,” but how do they know that? They just discovered the object, after all!

They insist on calling it a comet, but to tell the truth, they haven’t looked at the object, called 2008 KV42, that closely. All they see is a blur.

It could easily be a gigantic alien spaceship. A clue to that: It’s flying in the opposite direction of all the planets… as if it is powered by itself!

The obvious question now is: Why are the 2008 KV42 aliens here in our solar system? Are they here for some super powerful natural resource here that we don’t know about? Do they know about us, and if so, what do they intend to do with us?

It just so happens that a circular spaceship 50 kilometers wide could hold the entire human population of the Earth. Coincidence? That’s unlikely.

Why are the scientists refusing to ask these questions? What are they trying to cover up?

The first thing they noticed is that their cats were missing.

The thing about a housecat, of course, is that it’s difficult to know for sure if it’s really missing, or just out having a good time. So, it was at least half a year before the residents of Frenchtown Road in Trumbull, Connecticut came together and realized their common problem.

As the neighbors talked with each other about the loss of their pets, they also began to share stories of the strange noises they had been hearing at night. “I swear that it’s just like that sound they made in the movie Bringing Up Baby for the jaguar,” explains one resident, who asked that her name not be made public.

A few described having seen something that could have made the sounds, something that was the size of a large dog, but moved like a cat, with ears that stood up straight, with tufts on the end. Rumors began of strange breeding programs at the Beardsley Park Zoological Gardens, just a half-mile to the east of Frenchtown Road, which houses multiple species of wild cats. The purpose was said to be the creation a hybrid between the specimens in the American Lynx and the Amur Tiger, and perhaps other species as well.

Could one of the offspring of this program have gotten loose from the park, or been purposefully disposed of in attempt to cover up the unethical project? Could the creature survive? There is a large park on the northeastern side of Frenchtown Road, and Lake Forest offers an easy supply of water. Many previously wild animals, such as coyotes and foxes, now make suburban areas their homes.

At this point, the neighbors are unsure about what happened to their cats, whether they were eaten by the creature of Frenchtown Road, or were captured and made part of the breeding program that produced the hellcat that haunts their park in the first place. The staff at Beardsley Park Zoological Gardens have not issued a statement on the matter.