Everywhere I go tonight, I hear people talking about some kind of plan to “sue per bowl”. Sue per bowl, sue per bowl, sue per bowl!
Stop it already! I’m tired of hearing about your frivolous lawsuits! I don’t care if your kitchenware is defective! You ought to have the decency to just file one lawsuit for all your dishes at once…
…oh, what? A football game? They’re all talking about a football game?
Well that’s even sillier.