http://irregulartimes.com/diaries In a time of the spring, old paths are obscured and new growth begins. Sat, 23 Aug 2008 21:31:44 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Barack Hussein Obama! Republicans have made a big deal out of using Barack Obama's middle name, Hussein, trying to imply that because his middle name is Hussein, Barack Obama must be some kind of radical Muslim terrorist. The underlying Republican theory is that people's middle names reveal profound insights ... http://irregulartimes.com/diaries/2008/08/joe-robinette-biden/ When I saw our cat carrying a bird in its mouth as I took my family out the back door this morning, I tried to redirect the attention of my children, but my oldest son had already seen what was happening by the time I thought of something to say. ... http://irregulartimes.com/diaries/2008/08/saving-the-dove/ "We have attempted diplomacy without effect. We have attempted economic sanctions to no effect. Regrettably, my colleagues and I have concluded the President needs the authorization to use force to protect our country from this sort of eventuality." - Evan Bayh, October 8, 2002. The statement above was given by Evan ... http://irregulartimes.com/diaries/2008/08/bayh-diplomacy/ There is, underneath the surface of constitutional, secular law in the United States, a seething conspiracy to replace the current American government with a Christian theocracy. The conspiracy has been announced by Republican Congressman Paul Broun from Georgia, who proclaimed on the floor of the U.S. House of Representatives: "I pray, Lord: ... http://irregulartimes.com/diaries/2008/08/paul-broun-conspiracy/ The first thing they noticed is that their cats were missing. The thing about a housecat, of course, is that it's difficult to know for sure if it's really missing, or just out having a good time. So, it was at least half a year before the residents ... http://irregulartimes.com/diaries/2008/08/hellcat-frenchtown/ Breaking news, and I appear to be the first person to report on it: A rash of mysterious plant petrifications is taking place on isolated islands in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean - the purported location of the ancient civilization of Atlantis. It seems strange, but apparently, plants on the chain ... http://irregulartimes.com/diaries/2008/08/azores-petrification/ The name Democratic Underground is a great idea. If only the DemocraticUnderground.com web site would follow through with the underground approach that its name suggests. The people over there pretend to have a lot of guts. They dish out the abuse when it comes to attacking George W. Bush. ... http://irregulartimes.com/diaries/2008/08/democratic-overground/ I ran into a very curious site tonight called Fairie Talker. It's a group that talks about real fairies - ones that are supposed to actually exist, rather than the ones we read about in story books. The site shows a picture of a young looking fairy, but advises ... http://irregulartimes.com/diaries/2008/08/middle-age-fairies/ http://irregulartimes.com/diaries/2008/08/words-of-wisdom-from-a-flippant-website/ Dick Morris is a political consultant who is paid to tell candidates how to communicate effectively. In keeping with his skills, Dick Morris came out with a new book a month ago with the easy to understand and remember title of Fleeced: How Barack Obama, Media Mockery of Terrorist ... http://irregulartimes.com/diaries/2008/08/morris-long-title/