Godless and Heretical Bumper Stickers, Buttons, Magnets and Ethically Made T-Shirts

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Godless and Heretical Bumper Stickers, Buttons, Magnets and Shirts:

Sermon on the Mount: the Rick Warren Remix Shirt
Rick Warren, Televangelist Rich Man, on Taxing Poor People T-Shirt
Theology From Liberty Bumper Sticker
Theology From Liberty Bumper Sticker
Church and State Bumper Sticker
Church and State Bumper Sticker
Alaska Freethinker Bumper Sticker
Alaska Freethinker Bumper Sticker
Alaska Atheist Bumper Sticker
Alaska Atheist Bumper Sticker
Arizona Freethinker Bumper Sticker
Arizona Freethinker Bumper Sticker
Organic Pro-Science T-Shirt
Organic Pro-Science T-Shirt
Junk Intelligent Design Bumper Sticker
Junk Intelligent Design Bumper Sticker
Keep Evolution In School Sticker
Keep Evolution In School Sticker
Arizona Atheist Bumper Sticker
Arizona Atheist Bumper Sticker
Arkansas Atheist Bumper Sticker
Arkansas Atheist Bumper Sticker
California atheist bumper sticker
California atheist bumper sticker
Colorado Atheist Bumper Sticker
Colorado Atheist Bumper Sticker
Colorado Freethinker Bumper Sticker
Colorado Freethinker Bumper Sticker
Delaware Atheist Bumper Sticker
Delaware Atheist Bumper Sticker
Florida Freethinker Bumper Sticker
Florida Freethinker Bumper Sticker
Florida Atheist Bumper Sticker
Florida Atheist Bumper Sticker
Georgia Atheist Bumper Sticker
Georgia Atheist Bumper Sticker
Georgia Freethinker Bumper Sticker
Georgia Freethinker Bumper Sticker
Hawaii Atheist Bumper Sticker
Hawaii Atheist Bumper Sticker
Hawaii Freethinker Bumper Sticker
Hawaii Freethinker Bumper Sticker
Idaho Atheist Bumper Sticker
Idaho Atheist Bumper Sticker
Illinois Atheist Bumper Sticker
Illinois Atheist Bumper Sticker
Indiana Atheist Bumper Sticker
Indiana Atheist Bumper Sticker
Indiana Freethinker Bumper Sticker
Indiana Freethinker Bumper Sticker
Iowa Atheist Bumper Sticker
Iowa Atheist Bumper Sticker
Iowa Freethinker Bumper Sticker
Iowa Freethinker Bumper Sticker
Kentucky Atheist Bumper Sticker
Kentucky Atheist Bumper Sticker
Kentucky freethinker magnet
Kentucky freethinker magnet
Louisiana Atheist Bumper Sticker
Louisiana Atheist Bumper Sticker
Massachusetts Atheist Bumper Sticker
Massachusetts Atheist Bumper Sticker
Minnesota Atheist Bumper Sticker
Minnesota Atheist Bumper Sticker
Missouri Atheist Bumper Sticker
Missouri Atheist Bumper Sticker
New Jersey Atheist Bumper Sticker
New Jersey Atheist Bumper Sticker
New Mexico Bumper Sticker
New Mexico Bumper Sticker
New York Freethinker Bumper Sticker
New York Freethinker Bumper Sticker
North Carolina Atheist Bumper Sticker
North Carolina Atheist Bumper Sticker
North Dakota Bumper Sticker
North Dakota Bumper Sticker
Ohio Atheist Bumper Sticker
Ohio Atheist Bumper Sticker
Ohio Freethinker Bumper Sticker
Ohio Freethinker Bumper Sticker
Oregon Freethinker Bumper Sticker
Oregon Freethinker Bumper Sticker
South Carolina Atheist Bumper Sticker
South Carolina Atheist Bumper Sticker
South Dakota Atheist Bumper Sticker
South Dakota Atheist Bumper Sticker
Tennessee Atheist Bumper Sticker
Tennessee Atheist Bumper Sticker
Texas Atheist Bumper Sticker
Texas Atheist Bumper Sticker
Utah Atheist Bumper Sticker
Utah Atheist Bumper Sticker
Vermont Freethinker Bumper Sticker
Vermont Freethinker Bumper Sticker
Virginia Atheist Bumper Sticker
Virginia Atheist Bumper Sticker
Washington Atheist Bumper Sticker
Washington Atheist Bumper Sticker
West Virginia Freethinker Magnet
West Virginia Freethinker Magnet
West Virginia Atheist Bumper Sticker
West Virginia Atheist Bumper Sticker
Wyoming Atheist Bumper Sticker
Wyoming Atheist Bumper Sticker
Darwin Day Rectangle Magnet
Darwin Day Rectangle Magnet
Science is Intelligently Designed Mug
Science is Intelligently Designed Mug
Darwin Day Coffee Mug
Darwin Day Coffee Mug
Darwin Day Bumper Sticker
Darwin Day Bumper Sticker
So Can I Teach Evolution in Your Church? (Button)
So Can I Teach Evolution in Your Church? (Button)
Evolution Is Science (bumper sticker)
Evolution Is Science (bumper sticker)
so can I teach evolution in your church?
so can I teach evolution in your church?
E: Evolution (bumper sticker)
E: Evolution (bumper sticker)
Teach Evoluton Magnet Rectangle
Teach Evoluton Magnet Rectangle
So Can I Teach Evolution in Your Church? (Magnet)
So Can I Teach Evolution in Your Church? (Magnet)
Darwin Was Right Bumper Sticker
Darwin Was Right Bumper Sticker
Eschew Science, Believe Anything sticker
Eschew Science, Believe Anything sticker
Scientific Values Coffee Mug
Scientific Values Coffee Mug
Intelligent Design Button
Intelligent Design Button
The Candle of Science Button
The Candle of Science Button
Scarlet Letter A for Atheist T-Shirt
Red and Black Scarlet Letter Atheist T-Shirt
Defend Science Bumper Sticker
Defend Science Bumper Sticker
Science Education Bumper Sticker
Science Education Bumper Sticker
Intelligent Design Magnet
Intelligent Design Magnet
Pro Science Voter Bumper Sticker
Pro Science Voter Bumper Sticker
Nautilus Pantheist Tee Shirt
Nautilus Pantheist T-Shirt
Got knowledge bumper sticker
Got knowledge bumper sticker
Science is a Candle Magnet
Science is a Candle Magnet
Godless Thank Pete Stark bumper sticker
Godless Thank Pete Stark bumper sticker
One Nation Under God's Law: Iran (bumper sticker)
One Nation Under God's Law: Iran (bumper sticker)
When Fascism Comes (bumper sticker)
When Fascism Comes (bumper sticker)
Atheism Periodic Table BumperSticker
Atheism Periodic Table Bumper Sticker
Religion Supreme Court Bumper Sticker
Religion Supreme Court Bumper Sticker
Secular America Bumper Sticker
Secular America Bumper Sticker
Keep your theocracy out of our democracy
Keep your theocracy out of our democracy
Defend Supreme Court Bumper Sticker
Defend Supreme Court Bumper Sticker
The 10 Amendments (bumper sticker)
The 10 Amendments (bumper sticker)
Salem Witch Trials Souvenir Button
Salem Witch Trials Souvenir Button
Atheists for Peace bumper sticker
Atheists for Peace bumper sticker
Burned at the Stake Bumper Sticker
Burned at the Stake Bumper Sticker
Keep off Ayatollahs Bumper Sticker
Keep off Ayatollahs Bumper Sticker
God A Welfare Queen Bumper Sticker
God A Welfare Queen Bumper Sticker
Atheist Democrat Bumper Sticker
Atheist Democrat Bumper Sticker
Protect the Supreme Court Button
Protect the Supreme Court Button
Atheist Activist Bumper Sticker
Atheist Activist Bumper Sticker
Salem Witch Trials Magnet
Salem Witch Trials Magnet
Defend the Supreme Court Magnet
Defend the Supreme Court Magnet
Atheist Voter Bumper Sticker
Atheist Voter Bumper Sticker
Secular Against John Roberts Sticker
Secular Against John Roberts Sticker
Ask Your Pastor How to Score Magnet
Ask Your Pastor How to Score Magnet
Darwin Science Intelligent Design Button
Darwin Science Intelligent Design Button
Darwin Science Rectangle Magnet
Darwin Science Rectangle Magnet
Personal relationship with cheeses button
Personal relationship with cheeses button
God Didn't Say It Refrigerator Magnet
God Didn't Say It Refrigerator Magnet
Relationship with God Button
Relationship with God Button
Godless America Rectangular Magnet
Godless America Rectangular Magnet
Teach Evolution Button
Teach Evolution Button
Pesky Atheist Button
Pesky Atheist Button
Jesus is Voldemort Rectangle Magnet
Jesus is Voldemort Rectangle Magnet
No Faith Button
No Faith Button
Defiant Heretic little button
Defiant Heretic little button
Too Great for God Button
Too Great for God Button
The Pope Poops (Button)
The Pope Poops (Button)
Question With Boldness Button
Question With Boldness Button
Infidel Rectangle Magnet
Infidel Rectangle Magnet
Godless Small One Inch Button
Godless Small One Inch Button
Better Things Than God Button
Better Things Than God Button
Keep Your Savior Out of My Sex Button
Keep Your Savior Out of My Sex Button
No More Christian Cross Button
No More Christian Cross Button
Pro-Darwin little button
Pro-Darwin little button
Liberal Atheist Button
Liberal Atheist Button
Priests Out of my kid's pants Button
Priests Out of my kid's pants Button
Stop Worshipping the Cross Button
Stop Worshipping the Cross Button
Slash Through Crucifix Small Button
Slash Through Crucifix Small Button
Another Damned Atheist Button
Another Damned Atheist Button
God in the School Button
God in the School Button
Infidel Miniature Button
Infidel Miniature Button
Historical Quote on Liberty Button
Historical Quote on Liberty Button
Slash Though God Button
Slash Though God Button
No More God Magnet
No More God Magnet
Better Things to Do Magnet
Better Things to Do Magnet
Priests in Kids Pants Magnet
Priests in Kids Pants Magnet
Pesky Atheist Magnet
Pesky Atheist Magnet
Teach Evolution Magnet
Teach Evolution Magnet
Get Your God Out of My School Magnet
Get Your God Out of My School Magnet
Personal Relationship With Cheeses Magnet
Personal Relationship With Cheeses Magnet
The Pope Poops (Magnet)
The Pope Poops (Magnet)
Marquis De LaFayette Magnet
Marquis De LaFayette Magnet
No More Faith Magnet
No More Faith Magnet
Another Damned Atheist Magnet
Another Damned Atheist Magnet
Keep Your Savior Button
Keep Your Savior Button
Your Savior in My Sex Life Magnet
Your Savior in My Sex Life Magnet
Relationship with God Magnet
Relationship with God Magnet
Liberal Atheist Magnet
Liberal Atheist Magnet
Godless Slash Crucifix Magnet
Godless Slash Crucifix Magnet
World too great for god magnet
World too great for god magnet
Dark No More Crucifix Magnet
Dark No More Crucifix Magnet
Jefferson Question God Magnet
Jefferson Question God Magnet
Keep Your Savior Magnet
Keep Your Savior Magnet
Heretic 1 Inch Mini Button
Heretic 1 Inch Mini Button
Heretic 1 inch Mini Button (10 pack)
Heretic 1 inch Mini Button (10 pack)
Heretic 1 Inch Mini Button (100 pack)
Heretic 1 Inch Mini Button (100 pack)
Atheist 1 Inch Small Button
Atheist 1 Inch Small Button
Atheist 1 Inch Small Button (10 pack)
Atheist 1 Inch Small Button (10 pack)
1 Inch Atheist Small Button (100 pack)
1 Inch Atheist Small Button (100 pack)
Personal Relationship With Cheeses Sticker
Personal Relationship With Cheeses Sticker
Life too groovy for church bumpersticker
Life too groovy for church bumpersticker
Shameless Atheist Bumper Sticker
Shameless Atheist Bumper Sticker
heretic (oval bumper sticker)
heretic (oval bumper sticker)
Cartoon of Mohammed Bumper Sticker
Cartoon of Mohammed Bumper Sticker
I Love Jesus More Than You Do Sticker
I Love Jesus More Than You Do Sticker
Teaching, Not Preaching (bumper sticker)
Teaching, Not Preaching (bumper sticker)
You Knead Jesus Bumper Sticker (black)
You Knead Jesus Bumper Sticker (black)
Mary and Joseph Pro-Choice Bumper Sticker
Mary and Joseph Pro-Choice Bumper Sticker
Don't Sin God Hits With Hurricanes
Don't Sin God Hits With Hurricanes
Zombies for Christ bumper sticker
Zombies for Christ bumper sticker
Ram Bomjon Ate My Mother Bumper Sticker
Ram Bomjon Ate My Mother Bumper Sticker
God Didn't Say It (bumper sticker)
God Didn't Say It (bumper sticker)
God Didn't Say It ... bumper sticker
God Didn't Say It ... bumper sticker
Flag: Not a Religious Symbol Sticker (Bumper)
Flag: Not a Religious Symbol Sticker (Bumper)
Oval Godless Bumper Sticker
Oval Godless Bumper Sticker
I was an atheist... bumper sticker
I was an atheist... bumper sticker
God is a Gimmick Bumper Sticker
God is a Gimmick Bumper Sticker
Satire Fool Sayeth Bumper Sticker
Satire Fool Sayeth Bumper Sticker
Bible Equals Bunk Bumper Sticker
Bible Equals Bunk Bumper Sticker
Godless America Bumper Sticker
Godless America Bumper Sticker
Glad to be Godless Bumper Sticker
Glad to be Godless Bumper Sticker
I left the flock bumper sticker
I left the flock bumper sticker
Godless us everyone bumpersticker
Godless us everyone bumpersticker
Fundamentalists Fear Bumper Sticker
Fundamentalists Fear Bumper Sticker
Atheism is Freedom bumper sticker
Atheism is Freedom bumper sticker
Atheism: Ultimate Religious Freedom
Atheism: Ultimate Religious Freedom
Imagine no religion bumper sticker
Imagine no religion bumper sticker
Don't Want Religion Bumper Sticker
Don't Want Religion Bumper Sticker
Red Infidel Bumper Sticker
Red Infidel Bumper Sticker
Critical Thinking Bumper Sticker
Critical Thinking Bumper Sticker
Hey, Nice Tie - God (bumper sticker)
Hey, Nice Tie - God (bumper sticker)
Secular American Bumper Sticker
Secular American Bumper Sticker
What Would Darwin Do Bumper Sticker
What Would Darwin Do Bumper Sticker
Theocracy & Liberty Bumper Sticker
Theocracy & Liberty Bumper Sticker
I Found God Bumper Sticker
I Found God Bumper Sticker
I don't need gods bumper sticker
I don't need gods bumper sticker
World is Great Bumper Sticker
World is Great Bumper Sticker
Scarlet Heretic Bumper Sticker
Scarlet Heretic Bumper Sticker
God's Cell Phone Bumper Sticker
God's Cell Phone Bumper Sticker
Go Without God Bumper Sticker
Go Without God Bumper Sticker
Stark Unbeliever Bumper Sticker
Stark Unbeliever Bumper Sticker
Atheist American Bumper Sticker
Atheist American Bumper Sticker
Keep Your Gospels Bumper Sticker
Keep Your Gospels Bumper Sticker
Ratzinger is a Rat Bumper Sticker
Ratzinger is a Rat Bumper Sticker
God's Word Bumper Sticker
God's Word Bumper Sticker
God A Republican Bumper Sticker
God A Republican Bumper Sticker
Taking God's Name in Vain bumper sticker
Taking God's Name in Vain bumper sticker
Bold Atheist Bumper Sticker
Bold Atheist Bumper Sticker
God's Big Butt (bumper sticker)
Does This Robe Make My Butt Look Big? (bumper sticker)
Why, Reverend... (8 Postcards)
Why, Reverend... (8 Postcards)
Science and Intelligent Design Postcards
Science and Intelligent Design Postcards
Cheesy Relationship with Jesus Postcards
Cheesy Relationship with Jesus Postcards
Eight God and Hurricanes Postcards
Eight God and Hurricanes Postcards
Darwin Day Postcards (Eight)
Darwin Day Postcards (Eight)
Chiding Bumper Sticker: Don't Assume I'm Christian
Don't Assume I'm Christian bumpersticker
Ingersoll on Doctrine Postcards
Ingersoll on Doctrine Postcards
8 Jesus Cigarettes Postcards
8 Jesus Cigarettes Postcards
Secular: Yes, We Are Everywhere bumper sticker
Secular Everywhere bumper sticker
Pascal and Religion Greeting Cards
Pascal and Religion Greeting Cards
Pascal on Religion Postcards
Pascal on Religion Postcards
More than 439 Contradictions in the Bible.  Done Preaching Yet? Bumper Sticker
Contradictions in the Bible bumper sticker
Agnostic Button
Agnostic Button
Principled Agnostic Bumper Sticker
Principled Agnostic Bumper Sticker
Celebrate Doubt Bumper Sticker
Celebrate Doubt Bumper Sticker
Agnostic Magnet - Ask me why!
Agnostic Magnet - Ask me why!
Agnostics Against War Bumper Sticker
Agnostics Against War Bumper Sticker
Agnostic Ask Me Why Bumper Sticker
Agnostic Ask Me Why Bumper Sticker
Agnostics Anti Bush Bumper Sticker
Agnostics Anti Bush Bumper Sticker
Jesus Saves Piggy Bank Bumper Sticker
Jesus Saves Piggy Bank Bumper Sticker
Salem Witch Trials: America's First Faith-Based Initiative (big 3.5 inch button)
Salem Witch Trials Button
Namaste Dude Bumper Sticker
Namaste Dude Bumper Sticker
Be Here Now Bucko Bumper Sticker
Be Here Now Bucko Bumper Sticker
Save Christianity Bumper Sticker
Save Christianity Bumper Sticker
Secular American Bumper Sticker
Secular American Bumper Sticker
Teach Evolution Bumper Sticker
Teach Evolution Bumper Sticker
Keep Your Religion Out Bumper Sticker
Keep Your Religion Out Bumper Sticker
Those Who Can Make You Believe Absurdities Can Make You Commit Atrocities Button
Voltaire button on Absurdities and Atrocities
Jesus Saves Piggy Bank Organic Tee Shirt
Jesus Saves Piggy Bank Organic Tee Shirt
Jesus Saves Piggy Bank Raglan Shirt
Jesus Saves Piggy Bank Raglan Shirt
Holey Cheeses! Fitted T-Shirt
Holey Cheeses! Fitted T-Shirt
Atheism Periodic Table Sweat-Free T-Shirt
Dark Sweatshop-Free T-Shirt with a Periodic Table of the Elements spelling of Atheism
Holey Cheeses! Jr. Spaghetti Tank
Holey Cheeses! Jr. Spaghetti Tank
Holey Cheeses! Organic Cotton T-Shirt
Holey Cheeses! Organic Cotton T-Shirt
Holey Cheeses! Jr. Raglan USA Shirt
Holey Cheeses! Jr. Raglan USA Shirt
Question Orthodoxy (bumper sticker)
Question Orthodoxy (bumper sticker)
Question Your Orthodoxies bumper sticker
Question Your Orthodoxies bumper sticker
Goddess America (bumper sticker)
Goddess America (bumper sticker)
My Country is the World (Thomas Paine)
My Country is the World (Thomas Paine)
Jesus Was a Towelhead (bumper sticker)
Jesus Was a Towelhead (bumper sticker)
Shamanic Santa Claus Large Poster
Shamanic Santa Claus Large Poster
Definition of Heathen Organic T-Shirt
Definition of Heathen Organic T-Shirt
Definition of Heathen (bumper sticker)
Definition of Heathen (bumper sticker)
God told me to mock Bush (bumper sticker)
God told me to mock Bush (bumper sticker)
Made Me More Gullible (Bumper Sticker)
Made Me More Gullible (Bumper Sticker)
Truths and Blasphemies Bumper Sticker
Truths and Blasphemies Bumper Sticker
Drawing Mohammed is Not a Crime Tee Shirt
Drawing Mohammed is Not a Crime T-Shirt
Christianity On Backwards (bumper sticker)
Christianity On Backwards (bumper sticker)
Question Family Values Bumper Sticker
Question Family Values Bumper Sticker
Bigotry Not Jesus' Fault (bumper sticker)
Bigotry Not Jesus' Fault (bumper sticker)
Don't Blame Jesus Bigotry bumper sticker
Don't Blame Jesus Bigotry bumper sticker
Jesus Hates Mexicans bumper sticker
Jesus Hates Mexicans bumper sticker
Jesus is an American bumper sticker
Jesus is an American bumper sticker
Jesus Spoke English! bumper sticker
Jesus Spoke English! bumper sticker
Proudly Going to Hell Organic T-Shirt
Proudly Going to Hell Organic T-Shirt
Absence of War Bumper Sticker
Absence of War Bumper Sticker
A Dozen To Go (Organic Cotton T-Shirt)
A Dozen To Go (Organic Cotton T-Shirt)
Annoy a Christian: Think (bumper sticker)
Annoy a Christian: Think (bumper sticker)
Free Thought is not a Crime (sticker)
Free Thought is not a Crime (sticker)
Secularism is not a Crime (bumper sticker)
Secularism is not a Crime (bumper sticker)
Atheism is not a Crime (Bumper Sticker)
Atheism is not a Crime (Bumper Sticker)
Get Your Religion Out of My Government
Get Your Religion Out of My Government
The Separation of Bush and State
The Separation of Bush and State
Separation of Bush and State (sticker)
Separation of Bush and State (sticker)
Cod Lips America Organic Cotton T-Shirt
Cod Lips America Organic Cotton T-Shirt
Heretic T-Shirt
Heretic T-Shirt
When Would Jesus Floss Bumper Sticker
When Would Jesus Floss Bumper Sticker
I Aborted Jesus (bumper sticker)
I Aborted Jesus (bumper sticker)
I aborted Jesus riot bumper sticker
I aborted Jesus riot bumper sticker
I Aborted Jesus Gay Bar bumper sticker
I Aborted Jesus Gay Bar bumper sticker
Thank You, Baby Cheeses (bumper sticker)
Thank You, Baby Cheeses (bumper sticker)
Honk if you love Cheeses (bumper sticker)
Honk if you love Cheeses (bumper sticker)
WWCD: What Would Cheeses Do? (shirt)
WWCD: What Would Cheeses Do? (shirt)
What a Friend we Have in Cheeses (sticka)
What a Friend we Have in Cheeses (sticka)
What a Friend we Have in Cheeses (shirt)
What a Friend we Have in Cheeses (shirt)
The Religious Right (bumper sticker)
The Religious Right (bumper sticker)
God Bless All Nations Bumper Sticker
God Bless All Nations Bumper Sticker
Born Again Heathen Bumper Sticker
Born Again Heathen Bumper Sticker
God, Schmod (bumper sticker)
God, Schmod (bumper sticker)
Jesus, Schmeesus (bumper sticker)
Jesus, Schmeesus (bumper sticker)
Satan, Schmatan (bumper sticker)
Satan, Schmatan (bumper sticker)
One Nation Under Laws (bumper sticker)
One Nation Under Laws (bumper sticker)
Earth's Axis and the Season Bumper Stick
Earth's Axis and the Season Bumper Stick
Outstretched Fingers of God (Eight Postc
Outstretched Fingers of God (Eight Postc
Footprints of God Postcards (Package of
Footprints of God Postcards (Package of
9/11 Was a Faith-Based Initiative (Made in the USA T-Shirt)
9/11 was a Faith-Based Initiative T-Shirt
Born Again Heretic Bumper Sticker
Born Again Heretic Bumper Sticker
Jesus shaves soles Sticker (Bumper)
Jesus shaves soles Sticker (Bumper)
Jesus is a nice fiction Sticker (Bumper)
Jesus is a nice fiction Sticker (Bumper)
Jesus died for your shins Sticker (Bumpe
Jesus died for your shins Sticker (Bumpe
Faith Based Initiative Sticker (Bumper)
Faith Based Initiative Sticker (Bumper)
When the rapture comes bumpersticker
When the rapture comes bumpersticker
Rapture and televangelists bumpersticker
Rapture and televangelists bumpersticker
Armageddon Fulfilled Sticker (Bumper)
Armageddon Fulfilled Sticker (Bumper)
Made Up Creation Science Bumper Sticker
Made Up Creation Science Bumper Sticker
Stupid Intelligent Design Bumper Sticker
Stupid Intelligent Design Bumper Sticker
w.w.j.d Dump Bush Bumper Sticker
w.w.j.d Dump Bush Bumper Sticker
Power of Propaganda Bumper Sticker
Power of Propaganda Bumper Sticker
One Nation Under What? Bumper Sticker
One Nation Under What? Bumper Sticker
Last PR Meeting of Christ 11x17 poster
Last PR Meeting of Christ 11x17 poster
Jesus Died for Your Shins T-Shirt
Jesus Died for Your Shins T-Shirt
Godless America Bumper Sticker!
Godless America Bumper Sticker!
Forget God Bumper Sticker
Forget God Bumper Sticker
God works in a mysterious bumpersticker
God works in a mysterious bumpersticker
Value Critical Thinking Bumper Sticker
Value Critical Thinking Bumper Sticker
Think Critically Bumper Sticker
Think Critically Bumper Sticker
Freethinker Bumper Sticker
Freethinker Bumper Sticker
Family Values Arts Science Bumpersticker
Family Values Arts Science Bumpersticker
God Is My Flight Attendant bumpersticker
God Is My Flight Attendant bumpersticker
Skip Church and Write Bumper Sticker
Skip Church and Write Bumper Sticker
Forget God and Write Bumper Sticker
Forget God and Write Bumper Sticker
Used to be the Messiah Bumper Sticker
Used to be the Messiah Bumper Sticker
Ex Chosen One Bumper Sticker
Ex Chosen One Bumper Sticker
This car Doesn't Believe Bumper Sticker
This car Doesn't Believe Bumper Sticker
Skip Church, Dig a Garden Bumper Sticker
Skip Church, Dig a Garden Bumper Sticker
Mystic Garden Altar Bumper Sticker
Mystic Garden Altar Bumper Sticker
Jesus Was an Atheist - Bumper Sticker
Jesus Was an Atheist - Bumper Sticker
God is an Atheist Bumper Sticker
God is an Atheist Bumper Sticker
Eyes on God, Hands on Boys Bumpersticker
Eyes on God, Hands on Boys Bumpersticker
Bin Laden Believes Bumper Sticker
Bin Laden Believes Bumper Sticker
Hijackers heard God's Word Bump. Sticker
Hijackers heard God's Word Bump. Sticker
Hijackers Prayed Bumper Sticker
Hijackers Prayed Bumper Sticker
God Speaks! Bumper Sticker
God Speaks! Bumper Sticker
Raven is Flying Bumper Sticker
Raven is Flying Bumper Sticker
Jesus Lied To You (bumper sticker)
Jesus Lied To You (bumper sticker)
Bird Flu in My Coffee Mug
Bird Flu in My Coffee Mug
Bird Flu Yada Yada Yada Button
Bird Flu Yada Yada Yada Button
Bird Flu Ate My Mother Bumpersticker
Bird Flu Ate My Mother Bumpersticker
H5N1 = Y2K Viral Bumper Sticker
H5N1 = Y2K Viral Bumper Sticker
Recovering Christian T-Shirt
Recovering Christian T-Shirt
Bird Flu and Social Security Crisis Sticker
Bird Flu and Social Security Crisis Sticker
Bird Flu Schmird Flu Bumper Sticker
Bird Flu Schmird Flu Bumper Sticker
Bird Flu Junior Raglan
Bird Flu Junior Raglan
Bird Flu Ate My Mother Magnet
Bird Flu Ate My Mother Magnet
H5N1 = Y2K Bug Bumper Sticker
H5N1 = Y2K Bug Bumper Sticker
H5N1 = Y2K Viral Organic T-Shirt
H5N1 = Y2K Viral Organic T-Shirt
Heretic Button
Heretic Button
Heretic Round Refrigerator Magnet
Heretic Round Refrigerator Magnet
Heretic 1 inch stylish Mini Button
Heretic 1 inch stylish Mini Button
Your God's Paws 1 Inch Mini Button
Your God's Paws 1 Inch Mini Button
Your God's Paws (10 Small Buttons)
Your God's Paws (10 Small Buttons)
Your God's Paws (100 small buttons)
Your God's Paws (100 small buttons)
Wiccans Do It Outside Mini 1" Button
Wiccans Do It Outside Mini 1" Button
Wiccans Outside Mini Button (10 pack)
Wiccans Outside Mini Button (10 pack)
Wiccans Outside Buttons (100 pack)
Wiccans Outside Buttons (100 pack)
No Dogma Button (10 pack)
No Dogma Button (10 pack)
Red Slash Through Dogma Button
Red Slash Through Dogma Button
Red Slash Through Dogma Magnet
Red Slash Through Dogma Magnet
10 Discount Teach Evolution Buttons
10 Discount Teach Evolution Buttons
Teach Evolution Button
Teach Evolution Button
Teach Evolution School Magnet
Teach Evolution School Magnet
Intelligent Design a stupid idea button
Intelligent Design a stupid idea button
10 discount Intelligent Design Buttons
10 discount Intelligent Design Buttons
Protest Intelligent Design Magnet
Protest Intelligent Design Magnet
Question Your Orthodoxies Button
Question Your Orthodoxies Button
Question Your Orthodoxies (10 Buttons)
Question Your Orthodoxies (10 Buttons)
Question Orthodoxies Button (100 pack)
Question Orthodoxies Button (100 pack)
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Irregular Musings
Campain 2012: no, it's not a misspelling. When we turn on the television this year and next, we're going to be subjected to shovels full of bullshit next to a few spoonfuls of sincerity and a dropperful of insight. Let's talk honestly about all the hooplah that's headed our way. Politics is an audacious enterprise full of hooplah. It takes some audacity to claim so strong a grip on the truth as to pass a law stripping away Americans' freedom, or requiring Americans to behave in a certain way, or subjecting non-Americans to the might of a fearful superpower. Policymaking has become unhinged from empirical reality and divorced from active deliberation and debate. When politics becomes opaque, shenanigans of all sorts will surely follow. It's time to rake out all the muck and let the sunshine in.



Mike Gravel put it well in his speech to the 2008 DNC Winter Conference: "Since the end of the Second World War, various political leaders have fostered fear in the American people: fear of Communism, fear of terrorism, fear of immigrants, fear of people based on race and religion, fear of Gays and Lesbian in love who just want to get married, and fear of people who are somehow different. It is fear that allows political leaders to manipulate us all and distort our national priorities. Fear has allowed our political leaders to spend more on military armaments than is spent collectively by all the other nations in the world. Who are we afraid of? Are we that paranoid?"



It's a pity that so many Americans have forgotten the lessons of history that our nation's first leaders knew so well. It's a shame that so many Americans feel that they cannot tolerate the existence of people who do not agree with their particular religious beliefs. It's absurd that so many Americans want to use the power of government to enforce an oath of allegiance to God when they can't even agree about what God is. And it's dangerous that so many Americans arrive at conclusions about the nature of reality based on what feels right rather than what makes sense. We could use a little less faith in this country these days. We could use a little less credulity. We could use a lot more skepticism.



Gardening - when one hears the word one thinks of retired couples with nothing else to do or rich matriarchs showing off prized bulbs as if they were overbred dogs. As with so many other traditional domestic activities, the act of gardening can feel out of date, a holdover from a past of little relevance to the electronic, simulated, placeless world of today. Too many American gardens might as well be experienced on a computer monitor, and sometimes they are. Our over-managed gardens are separated from the environment around them and so they give us no surprises. They are to nature what the Epcot Center is to culture. We reject the idea of gardens as sterile museums. Gardening has the potential to instead become a subversive art. We reject the focus upon gardening in a limited boundary of property. Irregular Growth seeks to bridge the gap between our poodle-shaped hedges and our global garden, the Earth itself.



Utter nonsense shouted loudly is still utter nonsense. The misplacement of books on Eastern Religions may seem fairly mild. The rise of the Panopticon is most clearly evident in the case of computer communication technology. Sticks, stones, clubs and daggers bash; words alone do not. Do these statements seem ill at east placed next to one another? Get used to it: we have entered the age of Splintered Speech.



It divides the classes. It triggers divorces. It buys legislators. It sells Product Q. It's Funny Money, that stuff that you see passing around but that never hits your fingers. If you ever get some of it, don't just throw money at our problems. Hurl it.



Some pieces are shaped oddly. Others have been stretched thin. Instead of Wandering Aimlessly, visit the Irregular Bin and get rid of that splinter in your mind that drives you mad.



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