Excessively Progressive Presents Progressive Holiday Greeting Cards, Tree Ornaments, Postcards, Bumper Stickers, Buttons, Magnets and Ethically Made T-Shirts Promoting a Pantheon of Progressive Holidays

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This page is devoted to the celbration of progressive political holidays. Have a proudly progressive holiday season and a liberal new year with a tree ornament, a pack of greeting cards, a holiday-themed shirts or a calendar. These make the perfect Christmas, Hanukah, Yule or Solstice gift for the political person in your life. But wait, there's more than these traditional holidays gussied up. There's Darwin Day, UN Day, World Water Day and a whole bunch of progressive holidays that mostly go unrecognized. Will you help change that this year?

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Progressive Holiday Greeting Cards, Ornaments, Bumper Stickers, Buttons, Magnets and Shirts:

Darwin Day Greeting Cards (6)
Darwin Day Greeting Cards (6)
Darwin Day Magnet
Darwin Day Magnet
Darwin Day Coffee Mug
Darwin Day Coffee Mug
Darwin Day Oval Bumper Sticker
Darwin Day Oval Bumper Sticker

United Nations Day Greeting Cards (Package of Six)

United Nations Day Greeting Cards (Package of Six)

Peace Day Greeting Cards (Package of Six)

Peace Day Greeting Cards (Package of Six)

Winter Solstice Ice Berries Greeting Cards (6)
Winter Solstice Ice Berries Greeting Cards (6)
Santa the Shaman Greeting Cards
Santa the Shaman Greeting Cards
Santa Claus the Shaman Large Poster
Santa Claus the Shaman Large Poster
Peace March on Washington Wall Calendar
Peace March on Washington Wall Calendar
Six Blue Christmas Greeting Cards
Six Blue Christmas Greeting Cards
Peace on Earth Greeting Cards (Pack of 6)
Peace on Earth Greeting Cards (Pack of 6)
The Holly and the Ivy Coffee Mug
The Holly and the Ivy Coffee Mug
The Holly and the Ivy Yule Cards (Six)
The Holly and the Ivy Yule Cards (Six)
Peace on Earth Greeting Cards (Six Pack)
Peace on Earth Greeting Cards (Six Pack)
Carol, The Ancient Yuletide Troll (8 Cards)
Carol, The Ancient Yuletide Troll (8 Cards)
Solstice Greeting Cards (Package of 6)
Solstice Greeting Cards (Package of 6)
Winter Solstice Greeting Cards - 6 cards
Winter Solstice Greeting Cards - 6 cards
The Reason for the Season (bumper sticker)
The Solstice is the Reason for the Season (bumper sticker)
More Peace on Earth Holiday Cards (6)
More Peace on Earth Holiday Cards (6)
6 Scared of Bush New Year's Cards
6 Scared of Bush New Year's Cards
Peas On Earth (6 Greeting Cards)
Peas On Earth (6 Greeting Cards)
Baby Jesus Says Dump Bush (Six Cards)
Baby Jesus Says Dump Bush (Six Cards)
Jesus Says Dump Bush Calendar Print
Jesus Says Dump Bush Calendar Print
Santa Says Dump Bush! Sticker (Bumper)
Santa Says Dump Bush! Sticker (Bumper)
Santa Claus: "Dump Bush!" Calendar
Santa Claus: "Dump Bush!" Calendar
Santa Says Dump Bush T-shirt (USA)
Santa Says Dump Bush T-shirt (USA)
Jesus Says Dump Bush Organic T-Shirt
Jesus Says Dump Bush Organic T-Shirt
Merry Christ Myth! Sticker (Bumper)
Merry Christ Myth! Sticker (Bumper)
Happy Demon Holiday Cards (Package of 6)
Happy Demon Holiday Cards (Package of 6)
DC Anti-War March Calendar Print
DC Anti-War March Calendar Print
Peace Dove 48 Percent Greeting Cards
Peace Dove 48 Percent Greeting Cards
Tree Hugger Oval Christmas Ornament
Tree Hugger Oval Christmas Ornament
Rainbow Heart Round Xmas Ornament
Rainbow Heart Round Xmas Ornament
Solstice: Reason for Season Ornament
Solstice: Reason for Season Ornament
Joyous Yule (Yuletide Pine Tree Ornament)
Joyous Yule (Yuletide Pine Tree Ornament)
The Holly and the Ivy Tree Ornament
The Holly and the Ivy Tree Ornament
Joyous Yule (Yuletide Pine Tree Ornament)
Joyous Yule (Yuletide Pine Tree Ornament)
I Support Stem Cell Research (Ornament)
I Support Stem Cell Research (Ornament)
Dissent is the Highest Patriotism ornament
Dissent is the Highest Patriotism ornament
Sushi-Eating Latte Liberal Ornament
Sushi-Eating Latte Liberal Ornament
I'm Straight, Not Narrow (Yule Ornament)
I'm Straight, Not Narrow (Yule Ornament)
Rainbow Christmas or Yule Tree Ornament
Rainbow Christmas or Yule Tree Ornament
Rainbow Swirl (Christmas Tree Ornament)
Rainbow Swirl (Christmas Tree Ornament)
You Must Be the Change (Ornament)
You Must Be the Change (Ornament)
Don't Like Gay Marriage? (Tree Ornament)
Don't Like Gay Marriage? (Tree Ornament)
Definition of Liberal (Christmas ornament)
Definition of Liberal (Christmas ornament)
Kick-Ass Democrat (Christmas Ornament)
Kick-Ass Democrat (Christmas Ornament)
No GOP Elephants! (Round Ornament)
No GOP Elephants! (Round Ornament)
These Colors Don't Run Either (Ornament)
These Colors Don't Run Either (Ornament)
I Hug and Kiss Trees (Christmas Ornament)
I Hug and Kiss Trees (Christmas Ornament)
More Trees Less Bush (Tree Ornament)
More Trees Less Bush (Tree Ornament)
Will Global Warming Thaw Our Hearts?
Will Global Warming Thaw Our Hearts?
Rainbow Swirl Ornament
Rainbow Swirl Ornament
Support Same-Sex Marriage (Ornament)
Support Same-Sex Marriage (Ornament)
Love Monger Ornament (Round)
Love Monger Ornament (Round)
Teachers are not Terrorists (Ornament)
Teachers are not Terrorists (Ornament)
What Would Cheeses Do? (Ornament)
What Would Cheeses Do? (Ornament)
Heretic Ornament (Round)
Heretic Ornament (Round)
Atheist Ornament (Round)
Atheist Ornament (Round)
I Support Stem Cell Research (Ornament)
I Support Stem Cell Research (Ornament)
United We Freak Out! (Tree Ornament)
United We Freak Out! (Tree Ornament)
I Support Same-Sex Marriage (Ornament)
I Support Same-Sex Marriage (Ornament)
I am NOT a Liberal Pinko (Tree Ornament)
I am NOT a Liberal Pinko (Tree Ornament)
Green Man Oval Yule Tree Ornament
Green Man Oval Yule Tree Ornament
You Must Be the Change (Ornament)
You Must Be the Change You Want to See in the World (Christmas Tree Ornament)
Democrat! (Christmas Tree Ornament)
Democrat! (Christmas Tree Ornament)
9/11 was a faith-based initiative Ornament
9/11 was a faith-based initiative Ornament
Question Your Orthodoxies (ornament)
Question Your Orthodoxies (ornament)
Be Brave, Be Fabulous (Yule Ornament)
Be Brave, Be Fabulous (Yule Ornament)
Taxes are Dues of Democracy ornament
Taxes are Dues of Democracy ornament
Latte Liberal (Christmas Tree Ornament)
Latte Liberal (Christmas Tree Ornament)
Dissent is Patriotic ornament
Dissent is Patriotic ornament
You Don't Understand Me (Tree Ornament)
You Don't Understand Me (Tree Ornament)
Your Fear Becomes You (Tree Ornament)
Your Fear Becomes You (Tree Ornament)
Dizzy Cow Christmas Tree Ornament
Dizzy Cow Christmas Tree Ornament
Theodore Roosevelt Quote Tree Ornament
Theodore Roosevelt Quote Tree Ornament
Joyous Yule Tree Ornament
Joyous Yule Tree Ornament
Peas are Patriotic (Tree Ornament)
Peas are Patriotic (Tree Ornament)
What a Friend We Have in Cheeses (Circle)
What a Friend We Have in Cheeses (Circle)
Elephant Peeing on Liberty Tree Ornament
Elephant Peeing on Liberty Tree Ornament
Pizza is Patriotic (christmas tree ornament)
Pizza is Patriotic (christmas tree ornament)
United We Freak Out Xmas Tree Ornament
United We Freak Out Xmas Tree Ornament
Green Green Lima Bean Tree Ornament
Green Green Lima Bean Tree Ornament
My Bedroom, My Business Tree Ornament
My Bedroom, My Business Tree Ornament
Not a Liberal Pinko Ornament (Round)
Not a Liberal Pinko Ornament (Round)
Patriotism, the Ultimate Spin (ornament)
Patriotism, the Ultimate Spin (ornament)
Love Child (Christmas Tree Ornament)
Love Child (Christmas Tree Ornament)
Gay Heart Christmas Tree Ornament
Gay Heart Christmas Tree Ornament
Lesbian Heart Holiday Tree Ornament
Lesbian Heart Holiday Tree Ornament
Don't Tell Mama Lesbian Tree Ornament
Don't Tell Mama Lesbian Tree Ornament
More Than One Way (Tree Ornament)
More Than One Way (Tree Ornament)
Stop Global Warming (tree ornament)
Stop Global Warming (tree ornament)
Love is Love (Christmas Tree Ornament)
Love is Love (Christmas Tree Ornament)
Question Your Orthodoxies (Ornament)
Question Your Orthodoxies (Ornament)
Jesus, It's Cold! (Christmas Ornament)
Jesus, It's Cold! (Christmas Ornament)
Jesus, That Hurt! (Christmas Ornament)
Jesus, That Hurt! (Christmas Ornament)
What Would Cheeses Do? (Ornament)
What Would Cheeses Do? (Ornament)
Jesus died for your shins (tree ornament)
Jesus died for your shins (tree ornament)
Flying Triangles Christmas Tree Ornament
Flying Triangles Christmas Tree Ornament
Embrace Your Bizarre Nature (ornament)
Embrace Your Bizarre Nature (ornament)
Have You Seen Flying Triangles? ornament
Have You Seen Flying Triangles? ornament
Rainbow Ribbon Holiday Tree Ornament
Rainbow Ribbon Holiday Tree Ornament
Fight Global Warming (Tree Ornament)
Fight Global Warming (Tree Ornament)
Smiley Face Christmas Ornament (Round)
Smiley Face Christmas Ornament (Round)
Protect Our Oceans Overfishing (ornament)
Protect Our Oceans Overfishing (ornament)
Proudly Going to Hell (holiday ornament)
Proudly Going to Hell (holiday tree ornament)
Thank Me: I voted for Kerry (ornament)
Thank Me: I voted for Kerry (ornament)
Irregular Musings
Campain 2008: no, it's not a misspelling. When we turn on the television this year and next, we're going to be subjected to shovels full of bullshit next to a few spoonfuls of sincerity and a dropperful of insight. Let's talk honestly about all the hooplah that's headed our way.


Politics is an audacious enterprise. It takes some audacity to claim so strong a grip on the truth as to pass a law stripping away Americans' freedom, or requiring Americans to behave in a certain way, or subjecting non-Americans to the might of a fearful superpower. Policymaking has become unhinged from empirical reality and divorced from active deliberation and debate. When politics becomes opaque, shenanigans of all sorts will surely follow. It's time to rake out all the muck and let the sunshine in.




Mike Gravel
put it well in his recent speech to the DNC Winter Conference: "Since the end of the Second World War, various political leaders have fostered fear in the American people: fear of Communism, fear of terrorism, fear of immigrants, fear of people based on race and religion, fear of Gays and Lesbian in love who just want to get married, and fear of people who are somehow different. It is fear that allows political leaders to manipulate us all and distort our national priorities. Fear has allowed our political leaders to spend more on military armaments than is spent collectively by all the other nations in the world. Who are we afraid of? Are we that paranoid?"



It's a pity that so many Americans have forgotten the lessons of history that our nation's first leaders knew so well. It's a shame that so many Americans feel that they cannot tolerate the existence of people who do not agree with their particular religious beliefs. It's absurd that so many Americans want to use the power of government to enforce an oath of allegiance to God when they can't even agree about what God is. And it's dangerous that so many Americans arrive at conclusions about the nature of reality based on what feels right rather than what makes sense. We could use a little less faith in this country these days. We could use a little less credulity. We could use a lot more skepticism.



Gardening - when one hears the word one thinks of retired couples with nothing else to do or rich matriarchs showing off prized bulbs as if they were overbred dogs. As with so many other traditional domestic activities, the act of gardening can feel out of date, a holdover from a past of little relevance to the electronic, simulated, placeless world of today. Too many American gardens might as well be experienced on a computer monitor, and sometimes they are. Our over-managed gardens are separated from the environment around them and so they give us no surprises. They are to nature what the Epcot Center is to culture. We reject the idea of gardens as sterile museums. Gardening has the potential to instead become a subversive art. We reject the focus upon gardening in a limited boundary of property. Irregular Growth seeks to bridge the gap between our poodle-shaped hedges and our global garden, the Earth itself.



Utter nonsense shouted loudly is still utter nonsense. The misplacement of books on Eastern Religions may seem fairly mild. The rise of the Panopticon is most clearly evident in the case of computer communication technology. Sticks, stones, clubs and daggers bash; words alone do not. Do these statements seem ill at east placed next to one another? Get used to it: we have entered the age of Splintered Speech.



It divides the classes. It triggers divorces. It buys legislators. It sells Product Q. It's Funny Money, that stuff that you see passing around but that never hits your fingers. If you ever get some of it, don't just throw money at our problems. Hurl it.



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