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This section focuses on Homeland Insecurity. No, that's not a typo. The words "homeland" and "security" don't belong together. When the whole government is devoted to establishing security at all costs, how else can we interpret it but as a manifestation of deep insecurity? Before we follow along with the government's program of destruction of freedom in the name of extremist "homeland" nationalism not seen since the middle of the 20th Century, we might want to question the Republican insistence that everyone is out to get us. Spread the word and help get rid not only of the Department of Homeland Security, but also of the Homeland Insecurity that goes along with it.

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Department of Homeland Insecurity Bumper Stickers, Buttons, Magnets and Shirts:

Orange Alert Bush Coffee Mug
Orange Alert Bush Coffee Mug
Eight Shame on You Terrified Postcards
Eight Shame on You Terrified Postcards
Big Brother is Watching (Six Greeting Cards)
Big Brother is Watching (Six Greeting Cards)
Big Brother is Watching (11x17 poster)
Big Brother is Watching (11x17 poster)
Big Brother is Watching (8 Postcards)
Big Brother is Watching (8 Postcards)
Homeland Map 11 x 17 Poster Print
Homeland Map 11 x 17 Poster Print
Welcome to the Homeland Large Poster
Welcome to the Homeland Large Poster
They are Watching (Button)
They are Watching (Button)
Orange Alert Button
Orange Alert Button
Got Fear Bush Button
Got Fear Bush Button
Eight Evildoers Are Coming! Postcards
Eight Evildoers Are Coming! Postcards
They are Watching (Magnet)
They are Watching (Magnet)
The World Didn't Change 9/11 (sticker)
The World Didn't Change 9/11 (sticker)
They Are Watching You (11x17 poster)
They Are Watching You (11x17 poster)
We Have Nothing To Fear But Fear (Button)
We Have Nothing To Fear But Fear (Button)
They Are Watching You Jr. Raglan Shirt
They Are Watching You Jr. Raglan Shirt
Got Fear Bush Magnet
Got Fear Bush Magnet
No one can terrorize a whole nation
No one can terrorize a whole nation
Homeland Postcards (Package of 8)
Homeland Postcards (Package of 8)
Orange Alert! Organic Cotton T-Shirt
Orange Alert! Organic Cotton T-Shirt
Orange Alert Bumper Sticker
Orange Alert Bumper Sticker
They Are Watching You Jr. Baby Doll Tee
They Are Watching You Jr. Baby Doll Tee
Are We Secure Yet Postcards (8)
Are We Secure Yet Postcards (8)
Fearmongering Sticker (Bumper)
Fearmongering Sticker (Bumper)
Give Me Liberty or What? (Sticker)
Give Me Liberty or What? (Sticker)
One Nation Under Surveillance (sticker)
One Nation Under Surveillance (sticker)
Evildoer neighbors 11x17 poster
Evildoer neighbors 11x17 poster
They Are Watching You Organic Cotton T
They Are Watching You Organic Cotton T
Osama bin Laden Laughs Sticker (Bumper)
Osama bin Laden Laughs Sticker (Bumper)
25 Things to Keep America Free (poster)
25 Things to Keep America Free (poster)
Osama is Laughing (Bumper Sticker)
Osama is Laughing (Bumper Sticker)
Detain Ashcroft Sticker (Bumper)
Detain Ashcroft Sticker (Bumper)
Ashcroft is Unconstitutional Stickers
Ashcroft is Unconstitutional Stickers
FDR vs. Bush Bumper Sticker
FDR vs. Bush Bumper Sticker
Go Back to Sleep Bumper Sticker
Go Back to Sleep Bumper Sticker
Nothing to Fear Bumpersticker
Nothing to Fear Bumpersticker
Nothing to Fear but Fear Bumper Sticker
Nothing to Fear but Fear Bumper Sticker
America, not the Homeland Bumper Sticker
America, not the Homeland Bumper Sticker
Orange Alert!  Vulnerable Mug!
Orange Alert! Vulnerable Mug!
Eat Homeland Security? Bumper Sticker
Eat Homeland Security? Bumper Sticker
Orange Alert Inspection Sticker
Orange Alert Inspection Sticker
Large Mug Vulnerable to Terrorists!
Large Mug Vulnerable to Terrorists!
Orange Alert Sweatshirt
Orange Alert Sweatshirt
Orange Alert White T-Shirt
Orange Alert White T-Shirt
Orange Alert Greeting Cards (Six cards)
Orange Alert Greeting Cards (Six cards)
Go Back to Sleep, America Bumper Sticker
Go Back to Sleep, America Bumper Sticker
Got Fear? Button (100 pack)
Got Fear? Button (100 pack)
We Have Nothing To Fear Button (100 pack)
We Have Nothing To Fear Button (100 pack)
Bush Big Brother Spy Journal
Bush Big Brother Spy Journal
Homeland Insecurity Spying Journal
Homeland Insecurity Spying Journal
Homeland Insecurity Organic Cotton Tee
Homeland Insecurity Organic Cotton Tee
Homeland Insecurity Silence Large Poster
Homeland Insecurity Silence Large Poster
Welcome Immigrants Bumper Sticker
Welcome Immigrants Bumper Sticker
Homeland Insecurity Postcards 8 pack
Homeland Insecurity Postcards 8 pack
Homeland Insecurity Wall Clock
Homeland Insecurity Wall Clock
Homeland Security Organic T-Shirt
Homeland Security Organic T-Shirt
Obey Your Leaders Rectangular Sticker
Obey Your Leaders Rectangular Sticker
Homeland Insecurity Button
Homeland Insecurity Button
George Bush is Watching You Sticker
George Bush is Watching You Sticker
Looking for Homeland Bumper Sticker
Looking for Homeland Bumper Sticker
Bush is Watching You Postcards 8 pack
Bush is Watching You Postcards 8 pack
Homeland Insecurity Greeting Cards 6 pack
Homeland Insecurity Greeting Cards 6 pack
Leaving the Homeland Small Poster
Leaving the Homeland Small Poster
United We Freak Out Organic T-Shirt
United We Freak Out Organic T-Shirt
Bush is Watching You Rectangle Magnet
Bush is Watching You Rectangle Magnet
Homeland Insecurity Rectangle Magnet
Homeland Insecurity Rectangle Magnet
Eight leaving the Homeland postcards
Eight leaving the Homeland postcards
Homeland Insecurity Poster (11 by 17)
Homeland Insecurity Poster (11 by 17)
Homeland Insecurity Magnet
Homeland Insecurity Magnet
Big Brother is Watching Fridge Magnet
Big Brother is Watching Fridge Magnet
Big Brother is Watching (10 Magnets)
Big Brother is Watching (10 Magnets)
Big Brother is Watching (100 Magnets)
Big Brother is Watching (100 Magnets)
8-pack Homeland Insecurity Postcards
8-pack Homeland Insecurity Postcards
Homeland Insecurity Dog T-Shirt
Homeland Insecurity Dog T-Shirt
Homeland Insecurity Calendar Print
Homeland Insecurity Calendar Print
Homeland Insecurity Mousepad
Homeland Insecurity Mousepad
Homeland Insecurity Tile Box
Homeland Insecurity Tile Box
United We Eat Low-Carb bumper sticker
United We Eat Low-Carb bumper sticker
United We Play Ultimate (car sticker)
United We Play Ultimate (car sticker)
United We Stand Homeland Poster 11x17
United We Stand Homeland Poster 11x17
United Lest We Think Flag Sticker
United Lest We Think Flag Sticker
United We Stand (bumper sticker)
United We Stand (bumper sticker)
United We Stand Postcards (Eight)
United We Stand Postcards (Eight)
United We Resist Bush Bumper Sticker
United We Resist Bush Bumper Sticker
United We Torture (bumper sticker)
United We Torture (bumper sticker)
United We Stand Surprise Postcards
United We Stand Surprise Postcards
United We Freak Out Tote Bag
United We Freak Out Tote Bag
United We Freak Out Cartoon Button
United We Freak Out Cartoon Button
United We Inappropriately Mistake...
United We Inappropriately Mistake...
United We Drink Beer Bumper Sticker
United We Drink Beer Bumper Sticker
United We Stand Organic T-shirt
United We Stand Organic T-shirt
Eight United We Freak Out Postcards
Eight United We Freak Out Postcards
Rearrange Deck Chairs Bumper Sticker
Rearrange Deck Chairs Bumper Sticker
United We Freak Out Sticker (Bumper)
United We Freak Out Sticker (Bumper)
United We Freak Out Magnet
United We Freak Out Magnet
United We Watch Television Bumper Sticke
United We Watch Television Bumper Sticke
United We Freak Out Button
United We Freak Out Button
United We Go Shopping Bumper Sticker
United We Go Shopping Bumper Sticker
Nazi United We Stand Tank Top
Nazi United We Stand Tank Top
United We Stand (Earth Bumper Sticker)
United We Stand (Earth Bumper Sticker)
Divided We Stand (Bumper Sticker)
Divided We Stand (Bumper Sticker)
United We Grandstand Sticker (Bumper)
United We Grandstand Sticker (Bumper)
United We Stand Up to Bush Sticker (Bump
United We Stand Up to Bush Sticker (Bump
United We Standardize Sticker (Bumper)
United We Standardize Sticker (Bumper)
United We Stand Bumper Sticker
United We Stand Bumper Sticker
United We Dump Bush Sticker (Bumper)
United We Dump Bush Sticker (Bumper)
United We Lose Our Freedom Sticker (Bump
United We Lose Our Freedom Sticker (Bump
United We Bomb and Loot Sticker (Bumper)
United We Bomb and Loot Sticker (Bumper)
United We Cut Healthcare Bumper Sticker
United We Cut Healthcare Bumper Sticker
United We Misunderstand Sticker (Bumper)
United We Misunderstand Sticker (Bumper)
United We Sit Around Sticker (Bumper)
United We Sit Around Sticker (Bumper)
United We Eat Cupcakes Bumper Sticker
United We Eat Cupcakes Bumper Sticker
United We Sit Around Sticker (Bumper)
United We Sit Around Sticker (Bumper)
United We Stand Against War Sticker
United We Stand Against War Sticker
United We Lash Out Sticker (Bumper)
United We Lash Out Sticker (Bumper)
United We Sh*t Our Pants Sticker (Bumper
United We Sh*t Our Pants Sticker (Bumper
United We Get Hysterical Sticker (Bumper
United We Get Hysterical Sticker (Bumper
We Are Not United Bumper Sticker
We Are Not United Bumper Sticker
Anti Corporate Greed Sticker (Bumper)
Anti Corporate Greed Sticker (Bumper)
Irregular Musings
Campain 2008: no, it's not a misspelling. When we turn on the television this year and next, we're going to be subjected to shovels full of bullshit next to a few spoonfuls of sincerity and a dropperful of insight. Let's talk honestly about all the hooplah that's headed our way.


Politics is an audacious enterprise. It takes some audacity to claim so strong a grip on the truth as to pass a law stripping away Americans' freedom, or requiring Americans to behave in a certain way, or subjecting non-Americans to the might of a fearful superpower. Policymaking has become unhinged from empirical reality and divorced from active deliberation and debate. When politics becomes opaque, shenanigans of all sorts will surely follow. It's time to rake out all the muck and let the sunshine in.




Mike Gravel
put it well in his recent speech to the DNC Winter Conference: "Since the end of the Second World War, various political leaders have fostered fear in the American people: fear of Communism, fear of terrorism, fear of immigrants, fear of people based on race and religion, fear of Gays and Lesbian in love who just want to get married, and fear of people who are somehow different. It is fear that allows political leaders to manipulate us all and distort our national priorities. Fear has allowed our political leaders to spend more on military armaments than is spent collectively by all the other nations in the world. Who are we afraid of? Are we that paranoid?"



It's a pity that so many Americans have forgotten the lessons of history that our nation's first leaders knew so well. It's a shame that so many Americans feel that they cannot tolerate the existence of people who do not agree with their particular religious beliefs. It's absurd that so many Americans want to use the power of government to enforce an oath of allegiance to God when they can't even agree about what God is. And it's dangerous that so many Americans arrive at conclusions about the nature of reality based on what feels right rather than what makes sense. We could use a little less faith in this country these days. We could use a little less credulity. We could use a lot more skepticism.



Gardening - when one hears the word one thinks of retired couples with nothing else to do or rich matriarchs showing off prized bulbs as if they were overbred dogs. As with so many other traditional domestic activities, the act of gardening can feel out of date, a holdover from a past of little relevance to the electronic, simulated, placeless world of today. Too many American gardens might as well be experienced on a computer monitor, and sometimes they are. Our over-managed gardens are separated from the environment around them and so they give us no surprises. They are to nature what the Epcot Center is to culture. We reject the idea of gardens as sterile museums. Gardening has the potential to instead become a subversive art. We reject the focus upon gardening in a limited boundary of property. Irregular Growth seeks to bridge the gap between our poodle-shaped hedges and our global garden, the Earth itself.



Utter nonsense shouted loudly is still utter nonsense. The misplacement of books on Eastern Religions may seem fairly mild. The rise of the Panopticon is most clearly evident in the case of computer communication technology. Sticks, stones, clubs and daggers bash; words alone do not. Do these statements seem ill at east placed next to one another? Get used to it: we have entered the age of Splintered Speech.



It divides the classes. It triggers divorces. It buys legislators. It sells Product Q. It's Funny Money, that stuff that you see passing around but that never hits your fingers. If you ever get some of it, don't just throw money at our problems. Hurl it.



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