Welcome to Excessively Progressive, a subset of Irregular Goods, the online shop set up by the folks at Irregular Times. It is our goal to offer the greatest number, the most, the biggest volume of progressive, anti-Bush Election 2004 bumper stickers of anyplace on the Internet. We're just getting started, but we are committed to adding new bumpersticker options each and every day until the 2004 elections are done and gone. If George W. Bush is going to be kicked out of the White House, it will take all of us to publicly display our opposition. This is our little way of helping you do your part to end Dubya's reign of error, terror, ego and stupidity.

We're in this effort for the same reason you are: we can't stand what George W. Bush has done to America in three short years, and we feel it is imperative to transplant this noxious and invasive weed out of the White House as quickly and effectively as possible. To underscore our commitment to this effort, and to give you that little nudge toward putting a statement on your bumper, we pledge to donate 25 percent of our profits to upstart, good-hearted political campaigns. In recognition that not all that matters is in Washington, we pledge to donate a further 25 percent of our profits to effective and progressive charities.

So browse, fellow citizen, browse to your heart's content! There are two ways you can support our effort:

• Purchase your favorite bumper sticker and slap that puppy on the nearest available bumper! (If you do not have a car, fret not: if you look closely, you'll see we have a smaller set of bicycle stickers). Each and every one of these bumper stickers is available at the low price of only $3.90. All orders are handled swiftly and professionally via CafePress.
• Pass along your own bumpersticker ideas to help us in our effort to amass a wide set of options. Send your idea via e-mail to sticker@irregulartimes.com. You could simply send on a phrase, or tell us about the colors and images you think would make your sticker work especially well. In most cases (that is, if we're not sick as dogs and your idea isn't horribly sick and twisted), we'll post new bumpersticker designs within the day for you to purchase or simply admire.

We're just getting started, so check on back every so often. By sheer volume alone, we will annoy, harass, and pester George W. Bush into submission and out of the Oval Office!