Irregular T-Shirts: Odd Bits that Do Not Fit

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Sometimes you've got to be serious, and sometimes you've just got to let your silly, offbeat or just plain bizarre self out for a walk. These are the t-shirts Irregular Times designs that defy serious classification... and every once in a while, that's OK.
Hedgehog of Peril
Down the garden path stands a creature with a dark past and a future in which no slug may survive. Living... [more]

I'm on Team Roboto Monster Adoration T-Shirt
Team Edward. Team Jacob. Team Sammy. Team Aaron. Team Jaden. Team Tyler. Team Cody. How about Team Roboto?... [more]

Mendacity at Work U.S. Capitol Street Sign Shirt
The United States Capitol building is chock full of cheats and liars. It's sad to say, but the House... [more]

Gadsden Remixed: Put Bread on Me Shirt
We who believe in the defense of Liberty cannot rest! We must be ever vigilant in bristling against... [more]

Irony is Undead (Literary Zombie T-Shirt)
They say that Irony is Dead. But you know better. As our helpful zombie shows, irony is undead.... [more]

Then They Fight You, Then You Level Up T-Shirt
This shirt, made ethically in the USA by American Apparel, is for the geek in your life who lives by... [more]

Buddha Checking His Cell Phone
Admit it: Whenever you see the Buddha sitting there, contentedly gazing down at his hands in his lap,... [more]

Better Living Through Robotics T-Shirt
Using a saying that evokes the whiz-bang gizmo-happy era of the 1950s, an old fashioned ad-man's head... [more]

If We Outlaw Nukes Only Outlaws Will Have Nukes Shirt
It's the corollary of the old pro-gun saying, the one that said if we outlaw guns only outlaws will have... [more]

Chet T-Shirt
If Che Guevara had been born in Texas and raised on Dallas Cowboys worship, how would history be different?... [more]

Vote Republican: It's Easier than Thinking! T-Shirt
In a sarcastic vein, a cookie-cutter fifties man offers the following advice: Vote Republican: it's easier... [more]

Xeriscapers Against Oppressive Hegemony T-Shirt
A rock-strewn shirt serves as the graphic focus for this t-shirt, with text reading "Xeriscapers Against... [more]

Hobgoblins are the Consistency of Little Minds
It has long been said that consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds. Turn this famous saying on... [more]

Not a Liberal Pinko: I Much Prefer Teal T-Shirt
"I am NOT a Liberal Pinko! No, no, no! I much prefer Teal. Tweak 'em with this sassy t-shirt from... [more]

Free Tibet (With...) American Apparel Shirt
"Free Tibet -- with additional purchase of autonomous region of equal or lesser value. Some restrictions... [more]

Peas are Patriotic Shirt
"A gently humorous on the Peace Is Patriotic refrain: Peas are Patriotic! Have fun with it.

This... [more]

Do You Knead Jesus? (Irreverent T-Shirt)
"Do you knead Jesus? He's had a hard time. Oh, just a bit lower, and to the right. Yeah. Right there... This... [more]

Holey Cheeses! T-Shirt
"Spread this unique expletive to your more orthodox friends, and tell them it's all OK so long as they... [more]

My Baloney Has a First Name, But We're Not on a First Name Basis
My Baloney Has a First Name, But We're Not on a First Name Basis. You know how it is. I think we'll... [more]

What a Friend We Have in Cheeses (American Apparel Shirt)
"Oh, what a friend we have in Cheeses... Isn't that how the hymn goes? What, cheddar?

This and... [more]

Jesus Saves (Piggybank T-Shirt)
"When they said, ""Jesus Saves,"" they didn't mean it in the way you thought they meant it. Did they... [more]

End Slash GOP Anti-Republican Shirt
End Slash GOP -- in html-speak, that means you've decided it's high time to Stop Voting Republican. [more]

What are you doing telling the kids about Jesus? T-Shirt
Come on, really. Let the farm animals find their own way to salvation. Silly religious animal joke... [more]

Irregular Catalogue: Stick
"Stick: This mysterious little gadget holds a secret to be uncovered by enterprising young investigators.... [more]

Chew (Che Spoof T-Shirt in Black)
"The eyes of Che bulge, his mouth drops, and his hands spring to his throat. Chew, Che, Chew. This... [more]

My Baloney's First Name is Mike (American Apparel Shirt)
"My Baloney's first name is Mike. I know, not too exotic. But what would you expect, really? This... [more]

Another Word Problem Anti-Bush Shirt
"Word Problem: One man lies about with whom he had sex. Another man lies about why we must go to war.... [more]

Covalent Bondage Shirt
"The Chlorine Atom holds a whip and sneers, ""Your electron... give it to me, now!"" Hydrogen responds,... [more]

Go Ahead, Tell the Kids You Used Drugs T-Shirt
"Its not like a goat can narc on you or anything. Design by Irregular... [more]

Elbow Room T-Shirt
Did you ever feel the need to get yourself a little elbow room? Well, go right ahead and get it with... [more]

Santa Claus is a Socialist European
Republicans are running around calling everyone that they disagree with a "socialist", and they're warning... [more]

Swine Flue T-Shirt
What do you do when there's a pandemic looming across the globe with massive deaths just over the horizon?... [more]

Chew (Che Spoof T-Shirt in Red)
"The eyes of Che bulge, his mouth drops, and his hands spring to his throat. Chew, Che, Chew. If he... [more]

Procrastinators for John Kerry in 2012 or whenever Shirt
"Procrastinators for John Kerry for President of the United States in 2008! Or did that election already... [more]

Onomatopoeia Moo Cow T-Shirt
"""Onomatopoeia,"" says the cow. Doesn't it sound just like that? Made in the USA t-shirt from American... [more]

The Buzz of the Honey Bee: Onomatopoeia T-Shirt
Your English major friend will get the joke of a universe twisted to linguistic literalism in which a... [more]

Santa Claus Says: Impeach Bush!
"Santa Claus knows when people have been bad or good. He's been watching, and he knows George W. Bush... [more]

Bush: Intelligent Design? (American Apparel Shirt)
"If Intelligent Design is a valid scientific theory, then how do we explain George W. Bush? Hmmm? Well,... [more]

The Impeachment Deal (Political Humor T-Shirt)
Tell you what... you let us Impeach Bush, and you can Impeach Clinton when she takes office in 2009.... [more]

Sarah Palin: Look!  Russia! T-Shirt
Sarah Palin goes on and on about how living in Alaska give her foreign policy experience because, golly,... [more]

But Barack Obama Obeys the Law!
"Mock the racists who campaign against Barack Obama... [more]

Conscientious Objector Baby One-Piece
Your kiddo is an agent of change in the world, as so many big orange and yellow splats make clear...... [more]

Receive, Regurgitate, Recycle One-Piece for Babies
Give this one-piece to parents of a baby just learning to eat, because they know the routine. Spoon... [more]

Just a Little Okapi Baby One-Piece
Experienced parents can give this baby one-piece to new parents who still aren't reconciled to the idea... [more]

Teddy Bears for Marriage Equality
Calling all bears... this t-shirt, made sweatshop-free in California by American Apparel, features a... [more]

Visit Alaska Before Sarah Palin Kills the Moose
It isn't the official slogan of Alaskan tourism, but it ought to be: Visit Alaska... [more]

Obama? O'Bama! Irish T-Shirt in Orange, White and Green
You know, there's a time to be deadly serious and then there's a time for whimsy and light-heartedness.... [more]

Obama, But What About The Pretzels?
Mock the racism of the anti-Obama bigots who use the rhetorical question, "Obama is great, but is America... [more]

Hamsters for Hillary Clinton for President (Campaign 2012 Shirt)
"Hamsters for Hillary Clinton for President in 2012! This little hamster is marching right out there... [more]

Obama has Not Healed my Bunions T-Shirt
"Barack Obama has been elected president, but he has not yet healed my bunions. That's not the Change... [more]

Sweatshop-Free Political Activist ShirtsIf you care about the irreverence of a message and the ethics of production, if you love to wear great looking shirts but don't like the weight of a guilty conscience, this is the place for you. Most clothing today is made in sweatshops where workers are abused and paid a pittance -- but there is an alternative. Every shirt we sell here is printed by the small Ohio business Skreened and made in worker-friendly conditions by American Apparel, which has a fully regulated, fully inspected factory. Our shirts will give you the real comfort you've been looking for.

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Each and every shirt we sell is available in the following styles and colors:
Junior Fitted T-Shirt
Junior Fitted T-Shirt
Colors: Baby Blue, Cranberry, Gold, Lemon, Lime, Mint, Pink, and White

Junior Fitted Ringer T-Shirt
Junior Fitted Ringer T-Shirt
Colors: Brown, Dark Green, Light Green, Orange and Purple

Fitted T-Shirt
Fitted T-Shirt
Colors: Baby Blue, Organic Cotton Cream, Gold, Grass, Heather Gray, Lemon, Pink, Sea Foam, Silver, Slate and White

Fitted Ringer T-Shirt
Fitted Ringer T-Shirt
Colors: Brown, Dark Green, Light Green, Orange, Purple, Red and Silver
Hooded Sweatshirt
Hooded Sweatshirt
Colors: White

Fitted Baseball Jersey
Fitted Baseball Jersey
Colors: White with Black Sleeves, White with Green Sleeves

Kids T-Shirt
Kids' T-Shirt
Colors: Pink, Baby Blue, Slate, White

Onesies for Babies
Baby Onesie
Colors: Pink, Baby Blue, White
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Minnesota Church Trying To Manipulate Elections
This Sunday, Pastor Brad Brandon gave a speech at the Berean Baptist Church in Hastings, Minnesota in which he... [more]

Tea Party Caucus Includes No African-Americans
Yesterday, Representative Michele Bachmann released the membership... [more]

18 New House Caucuses Register from March to July 2010
In the House of Representatives, members have the right to form voluntary associations that are formally called Congressional Member Organizations but informally called caucuses. These caucuses organize... [more]

Coda to the Bill Richardson for President "Grassroots" PR Machine
Back in 2007, when J. Clifford mused that a "grassroots" Zanby group expressing fanboy love for presidential... [more]

RC is the New PC: Religious Correctness Police Go After Six Flags
You know, there's this line. Some people recognize the line, and some people don't. On one side of the line is your head and everything that goes on inside it. On the other... [more]

An Oil Spill Up Our Kalamazoo
You know that you're in the middle of a real environmental crisis when your government tells you, "people are warned to avoid time in the immediate area around the river" and... [more]

Playground Predators
There's a friendly music festival just up the road from where I live this weekend, so I wasn't surprised to see a group of teenage girls under a tent at a nearby state park this afternoon,... [more]

Coloring Roofs Really Can Help Fight Global Warming
Last year, Cold Earthers reacted with huge laughs when Energy Secretary Steven Chu proposed a program of moving to light-colored roofs as a way to combat global warming. Chu's idea... [more]


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