Alert: Christian Exodus NOT Seceeding – Yet!

Mother Davis prostrates herself on the ground and begs for divine forgiveness as she notes,

There is a movement afoot to break the United States apart. It is a movement from within, small now, but with the potential to grow. Luckily, for now it appears that potential is just about all this movement has.

A group calling itself Christian Exodus is calling upon all super-conservative Christians to move to South Carolina, and then force South Carolina to secede from the United States of America. South Carolina would become, according to their plan, a fundamentalist theocracy, with priests as its rulers, and a strict set of laws to compel citizens to follow harsh Christian standards.

The powerful message of Christian Exodus has so far attracted a few hundred members, most of whom, um, already live in South Carolina.

There are other problems. For example, Christian Exodus can’t seem to get anyone to ask them questions about their plan. This is evidenced by the dearth of questions on the organizations FAQ page.

Memo to Christian Exodus: First, complete web page. Then, seceed from union.

Not rushing to design a flag with 49 stars,

Mother Davis

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