Ya gotta love that Alan Keyes, coming in to Illinois from out of state to show people a good time.
He’s wacky! He’s zany! He’s insaaaaane!
The latest from Alan Keyes: ” Christ would not vote for Barack Obama. “
Well, duh. For one thing, Jesus is not registered to vote in Illinois. (Is Alan Keyes registered to vote in Illinois yet, or is he still voting in Maryland?)
For another thing, Jesus does not have a birth certificate, and he’s unlikely to get one with that story about “virgin birth”.
Then there’s that problem of Jesus having been put in a tomb about two thousand years ago. You see, if someone who has been buried as dead “rises” from the grave to vote, it’s widely interpreted as voter fraud.
Woo hoo! Voting with the messiah – Alan Keyes is craaaaazy!
Holy moly… how desperate Alan Keyes was! Now in 2006 < HREF="http://thatsmycongress.com/index.php/2006/05/30/fearmongering-strategy-by-local-republicans-shows-desperation/" REL="nofollow">Republican candidate Vernon Robinson is showing the same intolerant, bizarre desperation<>. Typical Republican Party stupidity.