(tip o’ the pen on this to Think Progress)
Boo hoo hoo.
Give American conservatives a hankie so they can dry their tears.
They have the presidency. They have the House. They have the Senate. They’re packing the courts.
But it’s not enough. Poor, poor victimized conservatives!
What am I talking about?
Why, just read the following reports from uberconservative David Horowitz’s new turn-in-your-professor page. There, conservative students are asked to embrace their victimhood by reporting their college and university professors for saying or doing things that are politically incorrect:
| Complaint Lodger Details : Anonymous Class: Human Geography Subject: Iraq Professor: Kujawa College: Saint Michael’s College Description of Complaint (please be as detailed as possible, including quotes from your professor where applicable): Talked about flags as symbols of states and argued that new Iraqi flag was not a result of a transparent and fair process. Argued AS FACT that new flag had similar colors to Israeli flag and that this could be problematic. Claimed AS FACT that other Arab societies had red, green and black in their flags. Very biased. Had no visual proof of this. Action Taken: I will fact check and complain to administration. He has an English accent but claims to be an American. |
The problem for “anonymous” (I love how those reporting their professors’ political incorrectness choose to be anonymous. Classic, idn’t it?) is that all of those items claimed AS FACT are actually…
…um…
…FACT.
What is clearly more important is that this “Kujawa” fellow has an English accent but claims — claims! — to be an American. Shocking.
Speak on, oh victimized conservatives:
| Complaint Lodger Details : Anonymous Class: 20th Century Literature Subject: English Professor: n/a College: Ohio State University Description of Complaint (please be as detailed as possible, including quotes from your professor where applicable): |
Hmmm, anonymous again! That one pretty much speaks for itself.
Oh, when will the injustice END?
Keep your eyes on the prize, conservatives! One day, you too shall overcome your, um, near-total clutch on the reins of power. Until then, I will keep my tiny violin playing just for you.
oooh! the tiny violin burn! Tres fantastique. Does this person even know what an adverb is?
I love the last ‘tard who complained that his/her/it’s perfectly spelled essay could be given a D- and claims discrimination.
No, discrimination would be more along the lines of them telling you “I’m kicking you out of this class because I don’t like your political views.”
not “a” D-, Damen. “an” D-.
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