The Vast Left-Wing University Conspiracy: Thwarting Spell Checkers! Referring to Colors! English Accents! The Horror!

(tip o’ the pen on this to Think Progress)

Boo hoo hoo.

Give American conservatives a hankie so they can dry their tears.

They have the presidency. They have the House. They have the Senate. They’re packing the courts.

But it’s not enough. Poor, poor victimized conservatives!

What am I talking about?

Why, just read the following reports from uberconservative David Horowitz’s new turn-in-your-professor page. There, conservative students are asked to embrace their victimhood by reporting their college and university professors for saying or doing things that are politically incorrect:

Complaint Lodger Details : Anonymous
Class: Human Geography
Subject: Iraq
Professor: Kujawa
College: Saint Michael’s College

Description of Complaint (please be as detailed as possible, including quotes from your professor where applicable): Talked about flags as symbols of states and argued that new Iraqi flag was not a result of a transparent and fair process. Argued AS FACT that new flag had similar colors to Israeli flag and that this could be problematic. Claimed AS FACT that other Arab societies had red, green and black in their flags. Very biased. Had no visual proof of this.

Action Taken: I will fact check and complain to administration. He has an English accent but claims to be an American.

The problem for “anonymous” (I love how those reporting their professors’ political incorrectness choose to be anonymous. Classic, idn’t it?) is that all of those items claimed AS FACT are actually…

…um…

…FACT.

What is clearly more important is that this “Kujawa” fellow has an English accent but claims — claims! — to be an American. Shocking.

Speak on, oh victimized conservatives:

Complaint Lodger Details : Anonymous
Class: 20th Century Literature
Subject: English
Professor: n/a
College: Ohio State University

Description of Complaint (please be as detailed as possible, including quotes from your professor where applicable):
This complaint applies to the discriminating nature of grading of my English teacher. She knows I’m an advancer of conservative ideas b/c I where a “W” t-shirt to class on sometimes. Ever since the 1st day of class when I wore my “W” shirt she has treated me cold and been discriminating in grading my essays. On the last one, I wrote about how family values in the books weve read aren’t good. I know the paper was pretty much great because I spell checked it and proofred it twice. I got an D- just because the professor hates families and thinks its okay to be gay.

Hmmm, anonymous again! That one pretty much speaks for itself.

Oh, when will the injustice END?

Keep your eyes on the prize, conservatives! One day, you too shall overcome your, um, near-total clutch on the reins of power. Until then, I will keep my tiny violin playing just for you.

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5 Responses to The Vast Left-Wing University Conspiracy: Thwarting Spell Checkers! Referring to Colors! English Accents! The Horror!

  1. Durante says:

    oooh! the tiny violin burn! Tres fantastique. Does this person even know what an adverb is?

  2. Damen says:

    I love the last ‘tard who complained that his/her/it’s perfectly spelled essay could be given a D- and claims discrimination.

    No, discrimination would be more along the lines of them telling you “I’m kicking you out of this class because I don’t like your political views.”

  3. Anonymous says:

    not “a” D-, Damen. “an” D-.

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