Republican Bill Cadman Gets Kinky
Mother Davis flips through her book on etiquette as she relates,
This week in the Colorado House of Representatives, a Republican legislator from Colorado Springs demonstrated exactly how the Republican Party is standing up for traditional moral values in American government. When he was contradicted by Val Vigil, a Democratic colleague, Republican Bill Cadman shouted, “If you try that again, I’ll ram my fist up your ass.”
Is that proper parliamentary procedure? Since Cadman made his shrill threat to commit unwelcome sodomy, he has stubbornly refused to apologize. Cadman says that he shouldn’t have to apologize because the Democrat he threatened “started it”. Well, that makes sense, I suppose… if you’re in the 3rd grade.
What strikes me most about Bill Cadman’s angry outburst is its homosexual nature. There’s something about Republican politicians who support gay-bashing legislation that leads them to come up with some very homoerotic language when they get aggressive. Oh, they mask the sexual content with indignant Republican rage, but it’s there nonetheless.
Like Freud said a long time ago, our deepest desires are revealed at our most out of control moments, and they’re expressed in funny little ways. Mr. Cadman, it looks like you just need some special understanding, and an environment in which you can explore his alternative sexuality in a non-threatening way. We understand that Colorado Springs isn’t very gay-friendly, so why not take a vacation - maybe a Caribbean pleasure cruise?
Then, Mr. Cadman, when you return to the Colorado House of Representatives, maybe you can take Val Vigil out for a nice cup of coffee, and be a gentleman about the whole thing. No one wants a fist rammed up their ass, but there are other possibilities for intimacy with a man that are less violent. You never know - maybe Mr. Vigil secretly feels the same way about you.
Planning on wearing a tight pair of pants whenever she visits Colorado Springs in the meantime,
Mother Davis
I have noticed that repiglicans tend to get VERY homoerotic when they are being aggressive and demeaning to others. Its kinda funny to note as well that, for a group of people who claim to hate gays the way that this breed does, they know an eerie amount of detail regarding gay sexual practices. Just check out the Yahoo message boards any time that a gay news issue comes up!
For those of us that are students of history, this isn’t too surprising…a little sad, perhaps, but history always repeats itself…Ernst Rohm, the commander of the Hitler’s Storm Troopers was big, strong, a true “man’s man”…and was caught in bed with his male lover the night he was executed. It seems odd that these are the same people who screamed for blood when Bill Clinton denied receiving an extramarital blowjob from Monica. The area I live in is a hotbed of right wing extremism, yet they all kinda grin sheepishly when I ask them if THEY would lie about it if they were married to a lawyer…Disarms the hell out of their arguments…
Mike,
I have a similar, hilarious situation. I had written an article in the school newspaper trashing abstinence-only education programs, and a couple of partisan Republicans [they're not ideologues; they'll toe the party line, no matter what] asked me if I thought sex-ed should be taught sooner, say in elementary school. I said the article hadn’t been about that, it had been about abstinence programs. Then I turned the conversation on them and asked the one “So when did you first watch porn?” Between his sheepish look and the uncomfortable laughs of his buddies, I knew I had hit the nail on the head.
Game, set, match.
Aww…
I know it’s not the point of the article, but wouldn’t it be cute if one of these male fundamentalist nuts went on a date with one of the liberal reps and had fun, and it ended up being very sweet and emotional?
But, yeah… If you ask me, the anti-gays need to STOP THINKING ABOUT SEX FOR A BIT. EESH! Hey, maybe the gays just want to get married for LOVE, did that ever occur to them?
Yeah. The anti-gays tend to be a group void of any good morals. Like that one who went with female prostitutes in his spare time, and was quoted telling one about his pornographic fantasies including her daughter who was under ten.
Or that one who went off with male prostitutes…