Daily Archives: 5/5/2005

The Piffle Heard Around the Nation, Continued

Jim Cook 5/5/2005
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Coeur D’Alene, 11:41 am GMT (INN) – Standing outside the entrance to the local Home Depot, garden center manager Tom Parsons is visibly shaken. “I used to think, living here in Idaho, that our rural way of life would always …

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Freak Out: Your Patriotic Duty!

Jim Cook 5/5/2005
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More news on the flowerbox terrorist firecracker attacks: It turns out that the two firecrackers set off were toy grenades shaped like a lemon and a pineapple! Aaaaagh! Do you know what this means? It means that you no longer …

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The Piffle Heard Around the Nation

Jim Cook 5/5/2005
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Jefferson City, 10:29 am GMT (INN) – Here in Central Missouri, huddled citizens can be seen emerging from their homes to check their flowerboxes. “You just can’t be sure about your flowerboxes. After this morning, none of us can be …

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Blast Heard in NYC; Hype to Follow?

Jim Cook 5/5/2005
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So a woman decides not to get married and to visit Vegas without telling her mommy or daddy and CNN does wall-to-wall coverage, all day. I don’t have cable in my home, so I don’t know what’s happening now or …

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