The Piffle Heard Around the Nation

Jefferson City, 10:29 am GMT (INN) – Here in Central Missouri, huddled citizens can be seen emerging from their homes to check their flowerboxes. “You just can’t be sure about your flowerboxes. After this morning, none of us can be sure any more,” said Gilbert Marhax as he held back a tear. “United We Stand.”

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2 Responses to The Piffle Heard Around the Nation

  1. The Man says:

    Where is Greenpeace? These people attacked a plant, they should be all over this.

  2. furrjen says:

    Listen, “The Man” – I see that you plagiarized your comment from a Republican blog. You don’t get too many points here for that kind of argument. Real men think for themselves instead of just repeating what other people say.

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