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“Blasts Rock British Consulate in NYC,” indeed. If that’s what qualifies under the verb “rock”, sign up Barry Manilow for Ozzfest 2005.
Friday, May 6th, 2005
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No! It was a bomb! Really! A little bomb made by the fairies! This is fairy terrorism! Why can’t you liberals see that?
Comment by retournez — 5/7/2005 @ 6:31 am
The threat to freedom caused by hate-filled fairies must be stopped. And private citizens alone can’t fix the problem. Sure, you can step on them, or set their wings on fire, but there’s always another Tinkerbell ready to flit in from the forest and to take it’s place.
Encourage your congressional representative to pass the FAIRY DUST act– Fairy Detention Used to Stop Terrorism.
Let’s get these mythical beings off our streets and into prisons, where they can’t harm us with their magic spells and toy hand grenades.
Comment by Frank Mullen — 5/7/2005 @ 4:13 pm
Now that’s not fair!
The Fairies have a right to manifest as much as anyone else, I say we give the fairies a day in Congress to speak their point.
Comment by sscout — 5/8/2005 @ 3:37 am
Well, how about we try to debate things out peacefully with them without bringing it to full media attention?
I’m sure us and the fairies have a lot in common.
Comment by HareTrinity — 5/11/2005 @ 5:26 am