Over on the discussion board, we’ve got someone going on and on about how, if you go to the anti-war march in DC on Saturday, September 24, you’d better bring a gas mask and be ready to be hit by rubber bullets and get arrested and spend days in jail without food, buster…
…except that this is, of course, nonsense. Washington, DC is a city known for taking mass marches to a new level of regularity, with permits negotiated months in advance, arrangements between marshals and police regularized to the point of boredom, and marchers bringing their kids, their kids’ kids, their parents and their dogs out for events that are known for pageantry more than for romantic scenes of barricade-storming and tear-gassing. If a march doesn’t have permits, or if it’s not in DC, then it’s a different story altogether. But really now, mass marches in DC are the sort of thing to which one can take one’s wheelchair-bound grandmother with reasonable comfort and confidence.
This is frustrating to those in the activist set who are burning to log happenings about which they can tell the grandkiddies later on in life, events which depict in stark relief their personal, heroic virtue. I have in mind a fellow college student back in 1991 who, at the beginning of the “press conferences” she would hold on a regular basis with reporters from the college paper, would announce in a loud voice that if anyone in the room happened to be an FBI agent, they were not welcome! This in a room of five people, all of whom she’d known for years.
I have in mind a trio of young “anarchists” (see, they were wearing shirts that said “anarchist” on them) at a 5,000 person march (maximum) in the early fall of 2002 who couldn’t bear that a small section of the march took place on a wide sidewalk. The police waved and smiled at those filing by. Why, The People do not protest on sidewalks! The police are not to smile; don’t they understand that The People are Pissed? So, despite the fact that there was plenty of room on the sidewalks, the three stomped onto the street and started chanting, “Whose Streets? Our Streets!” One of them would shout “Tell Me What Democracy Looks Like!” and the other two would shout back “This is What Democracy Looks Like!” Then they looked expectantly around at the rest of the marchers, waiting to be joined in the chant and in the exodus to the street. Marchers rolled their eyes; the police chuckled; a marshall yelled over, “Get your sorry asses back on the sidewalk!” And, after twenty more seconds, they did just that, muttering the rest of the way about how lame it all was.
If you want to go the anti-war march in DC on 9/24 hoping that you’ll get to show your radical bonafides by sticking it to the authorities, if you look forward to advancing your case for sainthood through suffering, if in short you’re going for reasons that are all about you, you’re going to be as disappointed as those Workers World people with the megaphones on the sidewalk, hoping perenially that we’ll realize we have nothing to lose but our chains.
If, on the other hand, you’re of a mind that participation in a march isn’t so much about getting to strike a pose as it is an exercise in the power of massive, joint, cooperative dissent against wrongheaded policy, you’ll probably feel pretty damned good as you walk down the street, surrounded by thousands upon thousands of friendly people from all walks of life who are just as pissed about what’s happening in this country as you are. Then, when you’ve got your grandkids on your lap next week or fifty years from now, you’ll be able to say that you worked with countless others, each in a small way but together in a big way, to turn the tide.
Jim, the sad fact is the “IWW Wannabes” will probably be there, doing what they do best: Attracting attention to themselves, creating chaos, destroying private property, and generally dragging all the rest of us down by their antics. These will be the idiots that get the media coverage since a “peaceful demonstration of a half a million” is far less newsworthy than a few dozen morons with their own agenda, and these will also be the idiots that stand there and DARE the police to fire their tear gas…and, of course, the cops will be delighted to oblige, thereby giving FauxNews a story that they will regale their Far-Right-Wing viewers with to their emmense glee. How I do wish they’d do the rest of us a favor, and stay home and play on their X-Boxes.
I couldn’t agree with you more, Mike. Real liberals believe in liberty, and high moral principles that are necessary to defend it. Liberals are responsible people, not rash inflammatory people who are eager to urge “The People” on to violent revolution against “Them” – like this weirdo on the discussion board:
http://irregulartimes.com/board/index.php?topic=109.msg471#msg471
I must say I’m thankful for the help of these hormone-driven pubescent hoodlums.
Nothing takes the wind out of the sails of a peaceful nationwide protest better than a couple dozen idiots smashing up my MacDonalds.
Insurance pays for the whole thing, and we get fuel for counter-protest talking points. Go ahead, smash up my MacDonalds. I never eat there, anyway. Your shenanigans wouldn’t last a minute here in my gated community, I can tell you that.
And then the darling little radicals say things like, “Oh, protests don’t accomplish anything. You might as well stay home.”
It’s a neoconservative’s dream come true. I could just pinch their little cheeks!
It gets the message out to those who are most disenfranchised that they have nothing to gain through protest. So they stay home. And they stay disenfranchised (unless, of course, they work in one of my very own MacDonald’s franchises, that is. Ha ha, a little neocon humor for all you proles out there).
Talk about divide and conquer. Most Americans are against the war. Heck, most cops too. But not for these little rapscallions. The police are your enemy!
Heck, with any luck they actually will pull off a Communist revolution in America. We (the international owning class, that is) will pull back for a while and let them wave little red books around while they decimate their own country with hare-brained agricultural and industrial plans no one will dare speak ill of no matter how stupid they are. Then after several years, Americans will actually be grateful to join their Communist comrades in factories making things for WalMart at a dollar an hour.
So by all means keep it up, you bad little radicals, you. Viva la revolucion!