Well, dearie me. They say Virginia’s a red state, don’t they? But a Democrat just got elected Governor in Virginia over the conservative Republican! Hmmm. I hear tell that even the conservative Republican tried not to appear in public campaign events with George W. Bush. I wonder why?
And didn’t I hear some old little brag about how the Republicans were going to win in New Jersey? But the Democrat won! How do you figure that?
Weren’t the Republicans barking last year about how gay rights initiatives couldn’t win anywhere? Gollleee, I see that in Maine, voters upheld gay rights laws this Election Day.
If I open my window, I can hear the donkeys braying loudly, happily in the clear night air.
