The State of the Union Drinking Game:
| If You Want to Get Rip-Roaring Drunk One drink every time Bush drops a “g” in a word ending with “ing” One drink every time Bush mentions the name Zawahiri One drink every time Bush snickers at his own joke One drink every time Bush pauses in confusion One drink every time Bush uses the word “freedom” One drink every time Bush uses the word “protect” One drink every time Bush refers to God One drink every time Bush refers to Samuel Alito One drink every time Bush talks about “values” One drink every time Bush promises to “defend our Homeland” One drink every time Bush uses the word “hope” |
If You Want to Stay Stone-Cold Sober One drink every time Bush uses his actual New England Preppy accent One drink every time Bush mentions the name Osama Bin Laden One drink every time Bush laughs at his own expense One drink every time Bush pauses in reflection One drink every time Bush uses the word “Constitution” One drink every time Bush uses the word “uphold” One drink every time Bush refers to science One drink every time Bush refers to Jack Abramoff One drink every time Bush talks about “ethics” One drink every time Bush promises to “restore Honor and Integrity” One drink every time Bush uses the word “trust” |
When I say “drink” I am, of course, referring to chocolate milk. Try not to spurt it out your nose when George W. Bush claims he is the Environmental President.
One drink every time he turns to the camera with that half smug half duh look on his face. This part of the game is not for lightweights
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