Since we recently instituted our audio feedback option, we’ve gotten rapid-fire musical warnings, with tongue merrily in cheek:
You Won’t Be Laughing When You Stand Before the Judgment Throne of Jesus
You Won’t Be Laughing When You Stand Before the Judgment Throne of Jesus (Gothic Version)
and now, with a personal admonition included,
You Won’t Be Laughing When You Stand Before the Judgment Throne of Jesus (Dance Mix)
Lyrics:
Jim! I just got a phone call from Jehovah
Jim! He called me to tell you he wants to see you at his place
Jim! He says your joking days are over
And if I were you the first thing I’d do is to wipe that smile off your face because
You won’t be laughing when you stand before the Judgment Throne of Jesus
I’m sorry, oh anonymous contributor, but I just can’t wipe that smile off my face. It’s so catchy! If this sort of thing tickles your bone of righteousness, then don’t just consume, produce! Send on your own audio right now.
