America is a Christian Nation, #1

8 Responses to America is a Christian Nation, #1

1. Fruktata says:

   3/9/2006 at 7:27 pm

   Ooh! Ooh! How about this one: “You’re either with me or you’re against me!”

   No, a lot of the fundamentalists could really see Jesus saying that one.

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2. Layla says:

   3/9/2006 at 8:12 pm

   Jesus saves. Moses invests.

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3. Jim says:

   3/9/2006 at 8:17 pm

   Jesus saves. Moses scolds. Abraham sacrifices.

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4. Mike says:

   3/9/2006 at 8:20 pm

   Jesus is coming…then he’ll smoke a cigarette and fall asleep…

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5. Jim says:

   3/9/2006 at 8:22 pm

   Someone get a tissue.

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6. Vegas says:

   3/10/2006 at 12:01 am

   “Me Bless America.”

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7. Stryder says:

   3/10/2006 at 2:42 am

   I…..have found Jesus!!!! He was behind the couch the whole time….

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8. Christopher says:

   3/13/2006 at 12:18 pm

   Fruktata Says:
   March 9th, 2006 at 7:27 pm
   
   Ooh! Ooh! How about this one: “You’re either with me or you’re against me!”

   No, a lot of the fundamentalists could really see Jesus saying that one.
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   Actually — he did.

   Matthew 12:30 and Luke 11:23
   “He who is not with me is against me, and he who does not gather with me, scatters.”

   Of course, he also said:

   Mark 9:40
   “For he that is not against us is on our part.”

   Luke 9:50
   “And Jesus said unto him, Forbid him not: for he that is not against us is for us.”

   But those get overlooked occasionally.

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