In a series of staged auditions before the rich and powerful Republican Party elite, prospective Republican candidates for president in 2008 have apparently decided upon a common theme: reducing federal spending.
In other news:
Tom DeLay’s fall campaign will focus on the importance of ethics in government.
Marion Berry announced his next run for Mayor of DC under a banner reading “Just Say No to Drugs.”
The North Shore Chapter of Alcoholics Anonymous has moved its 7 pm meeting to Barney’s Bar-N-Grill.
In his just-released memoir, Barney the Dinosaur bemoans the lack of subtlety in children’s programming.
Michael Jackson’s new album is out, filled with songs railing against pedophilia. Jackson’s hosting a sleep-over to promote it.
